I have this jacket that I wear all the time, because it is similar to the one Jake wears, only blue. I call it my lucky jacket. But the following incidents may prove it to be just the opposite. In all of them, I was wearing this jacket...

1. An incident where I sent a four wheeler (with me on it) flying, and killed said four wheeler, and injured my head. My sibling also was injured that day.

2. A go-cart crash where I slammed into a pole, and apparently I didn't have my seatbelt on tight enough, resulting in bruised ribs, injured head, and not being able to move my right hand for days.

3. A white water rafting trip, where my knee was gashed up so badly it will never fully heal. My mother almost drowned too.

4. Playing hockey, and while trying to shoot the puck, slipped and fell on the ice, resulting in concussion.

5. Recently, I wore this jacket for the first time since the hockey accident. What happened? Our car broke down.

Oh, the irony.