5. Getting picked by a d-lineman, and having it returned for a TD.

4. Running the wrong way, into your own team's end zone, and giving the other team two points (has actually happened)

3. Picking off a pass, returning it to the one yard line, and being tackled by the QB.

2. Getting injured by a quarterback (see Remember the Titans)

1. Intercepting a pass, and returning it for a TD, only to find out that you are out of bounds at the spot because your long hair was out of the field of play.

Join me next week, as I count down the top five most humiliating things that can happen to a magical creature :P.