After reading through the bible I've found out that most of modern society itself is "offensive" towards god. Now let's begin. First things like evolution, metamophasis and many scientific aspects are not suppoted by the bible. So all scientists are evil sinners. Here's a list of the current sinners: science teachers, scientists, biologists, meteorologists, ecologists, geologisets, ect. Also many things they have in other cultures are offensive to the crhistian god, such as buddhism, hinduism, ect. Here's the current list of the sinners: non christians, science teachers, scientists, biologists, meteorologists, ecologists, geologisets, ect. Furthermore things taught in school today are also offensive. So here's the final list of the so-called "sinners": all educated people and non christians. Finally that leaves the hillbillies, hobos and other people suffering from poverty. By these I mean the ones who belive in the christian god. All others are sinners. I mean no offense to people.

In December I posted clear evidence that Santa doesn't exist. Know I'm going to post what Santa really is! By that I don't mean the real Santa AKA Saint Nick, I mean the Santa you think of today. Though we all think that Santa is a kind fat man, the actual portrayl of him in some conuties will shock you. In places in Europe, Santa has companions and helpers to hep him. By this I'm not talking about the elves and Mrs. Clause, I'm talking about a bunch of black slaves called "Black Peter" and a evil demonic figure named Krampus! Here's a picture of Krampus: . Krampus beats up all the naughty little children and Black Pete helps with the beatings. Krampus was orriginally, like Black Pete, Africain, but they changed it so he was Caucasian with soot covering his face. Yet they still kept the black slaves. Speaking of the black slaves, during the middle ages Zwarte Piet, is another name for Black Pete, was the devil, yes they said the devil is black. Santa defeated the devil and made him his slave. Mind you that this was the time the British still had the blacks as slaves. To this day the Black Pete is still a black guy. Now this is what Santa really is. A racist, slave driver who's a friend of a demon, Krampus.

The message sorta exaggerates the truth. Anyways the symbols on it from left to right are: Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, the Sun, Saturn, Jupiter, Uranus, Neptune and Pluto.

Because I'm bored I'm going to post this to warn people of what you shouldn't do on forums. Since I've made some of these mistakes I wan't you people to know you shouldn't make them 1) Huge avatars and signatures are not cool. They disrupt reading and the board tables. A good size would be the size of my signature, a tiny bit bigger is good, a signature more than 2 times the size of mine is bad. 2) Choose a name and stick with it. If you keep changing your name you'll annoy the admins of the board. That is not a good thing. Also people won't know who the hell their talking to anymore. I know I've lost track of some people because they are either inconsistent in their names or constantly change them. 3) Spell correctly. If you have mispelled you should try to go back and correct your mistake. Not only will people understand what your saying but it'll make an impression that your really smart. Hell, once I told somebody to use periods and capitalize their message and they asked if I was their English teacher. You shouldn't substitute the words "you and are" with "U and R" and don't use "leet" all the time, it's uncool and people will think your a noob. Heres an example of what bad spelling and grammar is: who t3h h3k r u. Now what's your firs impression of this person? 4) Do not spam. Spam stands for - Stupid Pointless Annoying Messages. Advertising your site is spam. Saying one word answers is spam. Replying to yourself is spam. Testing your signature is spam. Reviving old, dead topics is spam. All of those things listed is spam. Avoid doing those things. People lose patience with it very quickly. 5) Stay on topic. If the topic is abou clothing, you should not go to far away from it. For example if the topic is about clothing don't start saying something about reptiles to throw the topic off. 6) Listen to criticisms. Especially if you are new to the net. People are telling you what your doing wrong. No one is trying to make fun of you, but they may if you keep doing the same mistakes. 7) Administrators and moderators are in charge. Listen to them. If they close a thread or tell you to do something, then you ought to listen to them. 8) If you're banned from a forum, learn from your mistakes. Often, admins will tell you what you did wrong. If they are REALLY generous, then they'll unban you. However, it is important to move on. Nagging admins won't make them wanna unban you. If anything, they'll get really annoyed at you and will want to cut off contact with you. If you wish to be unbanned from a forum you were banned at, try learning from your mistakes (whatever they are) and demonstrating that you have learned at a new forum. 9) Don't start fights. If you don't like someone, fine, but don't talk about it all the time. Nobody wants to hear negativity 24-7.

Heres a little riddle for whoever's reading this. What's evil, destructive, greedy, will eat anything and thinks they're all that? You may be thinking bugs and if you are you're wrong. The answer is the human. Of everything on the earth humans are the only thing that will destroy their homes deliberatley. In the prespective of the animals, fish, birds and bugs all you need to do is eat, have a place to live and reprodue. In the human prespective all you do is make money, eat, live, make sure no one else intrudes in your space, reproduce, kill all that you think is "wrong" and be better than everyone. And by wrong I mean't anything they don't like. Humans also will respect whover they think are powerful and wise and manipulate, degrade and kill anyone they think are smaller, dumber and weaker. Also people will make fun of others by blatantly streching the truth. A prime example would be Brian Peppers. He's wheel-chair bound and lives in a nursing home. People think this man has molested many people such as children because he is listed as a registered sex offender, but that is the result of him groping a nurse for this he received only probation. This info was taken from http://pepperstruth.ytmnd.com/. You should stop it with the laughing cause if you think laughing at this guy doesn't make you that bad a guy then you are dead wrong. If you laugh at this why don't you just laugh at blacks and all non-americains? You people who think these twisted racist things need to stop. You've had your fun so stop the insults and just be quiet. Eventually you'll get your comeuppance and people will hurt you.

Out of sheer bordem I have decided to make this thread just so I can rant about the flaws of the fact they censored all the fary tales Originally mostly all of them involved atleast someone either dying most horribly or getting poisoned. This ended when the oh so concerned parents thought it was violen and had it censored. Take Little Red Riding Hood for example originally there's the big bad wolf devouring little red and the woodcutter comming to save granny and little red by taking his axe and violentley cutting open the big bad wolf. But then the censors got to it and insted of the woodcutter chopping open the big bad wolf and saving red and granny they make it so red dosen't get eaten and in some stories they cut out the woodcutter so the children won't see the violence. Yet they still kept the big bad wolf eating granny. Also did you know in the story red's basket of "goodies" there's a bottle of wine, yet they don't censor that. The same happens to the three little pigs. They changed it so all the pigs survived instwed of being consumed by the wolf. If they didn't censor it then by today's standards it would be rated R. And if they keep censoring in the future the farie tales would probrobly be free of all violence so here's how it would go: The Censored Three little pigs Once upon a time there were three little pigs. One day the got so big the had to move out. They each built themselfs a house one made out of straw, one out of sticks and the other out of bricks. One day a wolf came(Note by Anni_L8: this is the part where the censors kick in) and said to the pig in the straw house: (Note by Anni_L8: If you don't know the words then why are you rading this part?). Then the pig said: (Refer to my second note). The wolf then said: sorry for botherng you and left for the second house. (This repeats till the end of the story). The end. Awful isn't it?

Yet again I am to talk on and on about why I hate these things. First off is the gay guys who love pink. Why do I hate em? Well imagine this: Gay man and his *shudder* boyfriend: *are parading down street wearing pink*Pink is man's colour! Embrace the pink! It is not for the females! I get chills down my spine for every time I hear the phrase pink is man's colour.*shudders*No respectable man would go into the street wearing pink! Also most pink clothing is woman's clothing. So if some guy were insane enough to actually were womens clothing that would classify them as transvestites. Next up is the racists. To get to the point I will just say that they are evil. They are not even aware of that the culture they're insulting has a opinion. If I could I would set up a event were every racist man would be strapped to chairs and be forced to watch films about integration. I they refuse they shall be painfully shocked. And thus ends my rant. For now.

I have found a site containing the meaning of our existance itself in picture form! I have uploaded it onto my photobucket account so click this link to learn the meaning of life!

Just for the heck of it I shall attempt to translate things into what I call: The 3 types of English! American, Canadian and British. Yeah this is stupid and pointless. But technically I'm right Cursing/insults Canada/America= Ass/butt Britain= Arse/bum America/Canada= Darn/dang Canada/Britain= Damn America/Canada=Friggin' hell Britain= Bloody/bleeding hell Objects America/Canada=Sneakers Britain= Trainers America/Canada= Trash/garbage Britain= Rubbish America/Canada= Pants Britain= Trousers America/Canada= Underwear Britain= Pants America/Canada= Cell phone Britain= Mobile phone America/Canada= TV Britain= Telly (not always) America/Canada= Shades Canada/Britain= Sunglasses/sunnies(Britain only) Foods America/Canada= Chips Britain= Crisps America/Canada= Fries Britain= Chips America/Canada= Soda Canada/Britain= Pop/fizzy drink(Britain only) America/Canada= Cookie Britain= Biscuit Terms America/Canada= Geek Britain= Biff America/Canada= Hot/sexy Britain= Fit America/Canada= Dating Britain/Canada(somewhat)= Going out with America/Canada= Crush on Britain= Fancy School America/Canada= Grade Britain= Year America/Canada= Elementary Britain= Primary America= Middle school Canada: Depends. If middle school starts at 6th grade then it's still elementary. If it starts at 7th then it can be called either high school or secondary. Britain= Secondary School America= High school Canada= still high school or still secondary school Britain= still Secondary school America/Canada= Kindergarten Britain= Nursery America/Canada= Report Card Britain= Record of Achievement (ROA) America/Canada= Grade (as in A, A+, F etc) Britain= Level America/Canada= Gym - Canada/Britain= PE/Games(Britain only) America/Canada= Math Britain= Maths America/Canada= Principal Britain= Head

[color=red]1. Ants with wings- They're annoying enough on the ground. Besides ANTS WERE NOT MEAN'T TO FLY! 2. Bees- If one comes close and I freak out 3. Racists- They are evil and deserve to rot 4. People who take advantage because they're black- They're always like "I'm black respect me! My people have been suffering for years! Racism was originally directed at us! Your people owe us!" and you know what? They're mostly racists themselves! eg: A student in my class was reading Hiroshima from a sheet of paper and he said "What the hell does that say? High-row-shima?" and I said "That's insulting and racist" then he said "I don't care! Racism was directed at us blacks!" Any ways Happy New Years to all...... except the people I mentioned[/color]