im reely bored, so im just gonna write all mi fave IZ quotes:

Gir: I like destroying!
(Gir kicks a can into the road)

Zim: Gir, finally! I need your help, I’ve been captured.
Gir: Yay!
Zim: No, that’s bad, Gir!
Gir: Yay!
Zim: I need you to listen very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very carefully.
Gir: (stops drinking freezy) What?

Zim: And now, Dib, I leave you to your...
Gir: Moosey fate, say moosey fate!
Zim: Your moosey fate...
(Gir begins to laugh)

GIR: OOooooOOOooohhh!
Zim: A Hunter Des-
GIR: What is it?
Zim: A Hunter Destroy-
GIR: WHAT IS IT?!
(brief pause)
Zim: A Hunter Destroyer Machine.

Gir: Yay, we're doomed!

Gir: I gotta go pig, I'll see you later! (jumps on table and smashes everything on it; runs across table to pig) I GOTTA GO PIG!! I'LL SEE YA LATER!!! (flies away)

Zim: Don't touch anything, or, I'll melt your face off, or something.

Gir: Cows are my friends!
Zim: I don't like you.

Zim: Hey, these aren't bad! What's in 'em?
Gir: There's waffle in 'em!
Zim: (jumps on the table) YOU'RE LYING!

Zim: Of course I'm Santa! (holds up elves) I have robot elves!
Random Guy: Just like in the stories!
Dib: What story has robot elves?

Dib: Why was there ham in my pocket?

Gir: Yay! I was the turkey all along! I was the turkey, me!

Gir: Yeah! I have no idea what you just said!

Zim: I am the Easter Platypus. There will be Easter shrimp for all, if you tackle the boy who destroyed Santa!

Zim: Gir, do you realize what this means?
Gir: Yes! Wait a minute... no.