21. You can send telepathic messages to your mom to tell her to pick you up just as you're finishing your breakup song with your boyfriend.

22. A resort can be highly successful when there are more employees than guests.

23. "And she stepped on the ball" is actually quite funny. You just need to put it into context.

24. One family can apparently control an entire city, including all educational institutions in the area.

25. It's good manners to refer to your mother as a "backstabber".

26. Turkey imported from Maine is much better than any other turkey. In fact, it's fabulous.

27. Apparently, it is now possible to hire an entire high school to be the staff at an upscale country club.

28. Iced tea from England is blue.

29. "Water Bug", apparently, is a cute funny romantic pet name.

30. Being a teenage paparazzi at school and taking multiple pictures of the same two people is not weird or creepy in any way.

31. It is okay to try to grope your girlfriend if she's leaving you, even though you guys have never kissed before.

32. When your girlfriend tells you that your shoes don't match your tie, you must do a stupid looking surfer move to see if she's right, you can't just look down.

33. When you frolic with your girlfriend in the golf course, you get in trouble. When you frolic by yourself and sing, nothing happens.

34. It IS possible to have any object in the world come in pink & engraved with your initials. That is, if you are Sharpay Evans.

35. If you are the basketball star of your school, you can get yourself, as well as the rest of the school, summer jobs.

36. Lava Springs apparently had no employees, since they had to hire a whole new staff.

37. Don't change your friends, change your dreams.

38. Corbin Bleu switched shampoos. Because his hair obviously did not have as much shine, bounce, or body as it did in HSM 1.

39. Even though Chad danced in "Get your head in the game", "Status Quo" and "What time is it", he apparently does not dance.

40. "What team?" "Wildcats!" "What team?" "WILDCATS!! GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME!" Can fix any problem.

41. Basketball scholarships at the University of Albuquerque depend on your musical performance skills.

42. Guitars and speaker equipment can be placed near a pool safely.

43. Take two small saucepan lids and bang them together. You'll find they make the same sound as a large GONG. Go on, have a go.

44. Tiffany's makes hair bands.

45. When your girlfriend breaks up with you and gives your necklace back, she obviously will somehow emerge out of a crowd wearing it again and singing.

46. Clocks get bigger if you stare at them and chant "summer".

47. When you're singing about being fabulous, your shoes can magically appear on and off your feet at any given time.

48. You can be a male theater geek who wears sparkly hats and pink shirts, without any of the jocks, who you kind of hang out with, thinking you're gay.

49. It is now acceptable to throw grapes at your girlfriends face.

50. Jumping from dangerous rocks is a great idea.