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Things HSM 2 Has Taught Us (Part 4)

81. Yes, your teacher will continue to tell her story, even when you and your friends are chanting "summer".

82. Someone must always be wearing school colors.

83. There can be no more than one girl in the basketball dance on the last day of school.

84. When you're getting back together in song with your girlfriend, you do not need to hold the microphone up to your mouth. Your voice is magically amplified.

85. All people wear really weird hats when into theater... just ask Ryan + Kelsi!

86. People ACTUALLY stay after school on the last day to sing in the hallway and cafeteria, instead of just rushing out the door to go home.

87. It is very, very normal to name one of your children "Ryan" and the other "Sharpay".

88. Wireless microphones have no range, especially when you're singing a get-back-together duet with your boyfriend. NO matter how far you walk, they WILL sound the same.

89. Most singers don't realize they have a falsetto voice until they start singing with one.

90. If you try real hard, you can be Charlie's Angels. "Golden throat, this is Jazz square, we may have a problem."

91. Wearing pink tails make you look infinitely cool.

92. There's no such thing as sexual tension in teenage relationships!

93. Wearing all black no longer makes you a ninja. It makes you throw golf clubs and believe you're in the 80s.

94. It's totally cool to rip off Dirty Dancing, and reuse choreography from the first movie.

95. Everyone wears a one piece to the beach!

96. Throwing sand makes you hardcore.

97. The love duet at the end of every movie sounds like Can You Feel The Love Tonight? from The Lion King. Right? RIGHT?!

98. Water is obviously a turn off in relationships. That's why they didn't hook up in the pool, or in the sprinklers.

99. First kisses are always uber public and at least five months into a relationship.

100. "Not turn them into the cast of Grease." Sure, make references to the movie your series.

101. The captain of the basketball team can say stuff like, "Ms. Darbus has snapped her cap" and not get made fun of by his fellow jocks.

102. It IS possible to write your initials exactly the same, every time.

103. It's acceptable to have a fan up your shirt so your hair and shirt can blow in EVERY song.

104. You're not gay if you spin in hills like Maria Von Trapp.

105. Towels can taste like Thanksgiving leftovers.

106. When you're dancing to a song when you're on lunch break. it is okay to try to pull your pants out of your butt every 5 seconds... nobody is noticing... VANESSA.

107. It's totally not narcissitic (pardon my spelling!)to keep framed pictures of yourself on shelves in your room.

108. If you are a lifeguard, it is entirely possible to spend 99% of your time in the kitchen.

109. When angry, change clothes and take out your anger by dancing and singing on private golf courses.

110. You can now move the microphone away from your mouth, almost at your waist, and the volume stays the same.