I'm not even joking, though I thought it was quite funny.
The full story? I let my older sister borrow my phone the other day because she was going to a casino or somewhere the other day, and she had to use the restroom. Right when she flushed the toilet, my phone fell out of her pocket, and when she tried to save it, the phone only fell deeper. So now, when you call it, it goes straight to the answering machine.XD
I thought it was freakin' hilarious, but my parents were extremely mad.