IT'S MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hows about this for a nice idea:
RANDOM COMMENT/SCENARIO OF THE DAY/WEEK!!!!!???????
Friend: how are you?
Me: I'm fine howabout you?
Friend: I'm fine
Teacher: WHAT ARE YOU DOING??!!!!! *snatches Doctor Who Comic from inside science textbook*
Me: Ummmmmmmmmmmm…  revising?
Teacher: *screams*
random ay!