Theresa's done it now.  After challenging future beau Jared to a women vs. men baseball game, Jared smacked her in the face with a baseball and she got knocked out (but, thank whoever, not knocked up).  So, years from now, when their grandkids say "How did you guys meet?" Jared can say "Well, we met, and I knocked her off her feet."  Get it?  I can't be that clever at only 8 in the morning. 

And, according to spoilers, Fancy and Luis do some strip-studying, which will prove useless since Luis is a complete dolt; however, I like him, and I want them to hook up.  It beats being with Sheridan! 

And I can't wait for Kay to get her memory back.  I'm getting annoyed with the whole amnesia thing.  Besides, Miguel doesn't deserve Kay.  He's a jerk, and Kay needs someone who won't go chasing after some blonde chick every time she come around.  Someone like Fox, who likes dark skin and hair.  Besides, Miguel is two inches away from having a mullet, and who wants to date a mullet?

CHRIS DEATHWATCH:  Not yet.

Curren music:  "Something's Missing" by John Mayer