I'm really bored, and I go to work in about 45 minutes, so I thought I'd do an inventory of pictures on my computer. No, really, there's a high school named Wang High School, in Queens, New York. Seriously. I saw it in a book. Some book I read in high school was published there. It became an inside joke with members of the Academic Super Bowl team... yeah, I know, I'm a total geek... Mmmmm, ratatouille. A lovely dish from the south of France comprised of garlic, tomatoes, zuchinni, eggplant and peppers, along with various herbs and spices. Yes, it looks like what you scrape up from the bottom of the garbage can or garbage disposal, but man, it's good. Honest. One of the two Bush pictures that will be featured. It just looks like he's saying "Oh, gosh, ol' Dickey Cheney, you got me good that time!" The other Bush picture. In this one, he's saying "RICO... SUAVE..." You see, he's just seen Condi Rice in those hooker boots she wore in Germany. I wish I had picture of that. She looks like a ho. I mean, National Security Advisor... The logo from one of my favorite B'way shows. Yay. Didn't know how acid rain was formed before? Well, now you do. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I'm a proud member of the Nation of Esperanto. Actually, I only know how to say "My father is at the club today" and "That bird is blue," but, we are a strong nation. Mia patro estas ce la klubo hondiau. I heard somewhere that if you doodle, that means you've done too many drugs. I doodled this while talking on the phone with a friend. I don't think I was paying too much attention to them. I was more interested in making sure the nose curved the way I wanted. This face kind of looks like one of my French profs... I took that there gorram picture all by my lonesome. I took the picture, developed the film and picture all by myself. No, really, I took a photography class in high school. Kinda artsy-fartsy, huh? Vive le gnome! There's a garden-gnome Liberation Front in France. Did you know that? I don't have their website address on hand, but if you're interested in the cause, just e-mail me or something. Because, you know, those gnomes need their freedom. I couldn't help but post Norber again. My GOD, he's hot. Lord help me if I ever get to lay hands on that man... This concludes our tour of the pictures on my hard drive. Please, feel free to peruse them at will. Just keep your hands off Norbert. He's mine. Shiny.