well i just noticed i was level 5 now...WHOA NELLY!!! that's right, im a caveman lawyer homefry!

*hunches back and begins grunting, erraticly swinging crunchy cheetoh around, everyone screams in horror*

hmm..yeah, cheetohs look like clubs, dont they?? theyre weapons in disguise!!!!! its a conspiracy from the government to make us all forget technology and go back to the prehistoric times!!!!!

not really. im hungry now...julie, fetch me some food, woman!!! i bet youre gonna be the only one who reads this.

umm yeah, this kind of stuff really doesnt usually happen to me but there's this guy, and he told my friend that he liked me. sounds like something good, i know, but..i dont feel the same way..:( he IS really nice and all, but you know how you can feel like you like a person right off the bat?? well i dont feel like that with him, and really just consider him a friend. and just yesterday he called me and asked me out..to see a movie..and i didnt know what to do. i didnt say yes, but i didnt say no either, and just asked what movies were out..and then pretended i couldnt go b/c i had chores, and suggested we go another time. yeah i know. i told my friend and she got mad at me b/c i shouldve just told him outright. so...if anyone's actually reading this....have you been in this position? what should i do? help....

oh yeah, ive read that before. so i dont know what i was talking about before, with the "dont surprise me" thing. well, woot! level 4 yo!

great. one of my submissions was REJECTED, as the bright RED letters let me know. geez you dont have to rub it in my face TV.com!!!!!!!! CURSE YOU!!!!! ...nah, i still love you.

WHOO yay! finally im level two, a sweat hog!!!! its what ive always wanted to grow up to be...anyways i have a question, in case somebody happens to read this...how do you add friends? you just go and add them? b/c i have no friends (what a loserrr!!) no b/c i dont know how to do this!! you could say im seriously computerly-challenged, but i AM learning!!

hi...im new...what am i supposed to write in these things exactly? will anybody even read this? probably not!