Hi everyone. A big happy halloween to you all. Even though i'm dreading the trick or treaters because i have a huge german shepherd that barks at everyone she doesn't know but at least they might think twice about trick or treating at our house!
Enjoy your day.
(she looks like this btw - but that isn't actually her)
(I had to include these as i won't be buying any pumpkins this year)
Some skeleton and vampire jokes
When does a skeleton laugh?
When something tickles his funny bone.
Why don't skeletons like parties?
They have no body to dance with.
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone appetite!
Why should a skeleton drink 10 glasses of milk a day?
It's good for the bones
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts.
What is a young skeleton?
A skeleteen
What do skeletons like to eat?
Ribs
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood
and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.
Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began pestering
him about where he got it.
He told them to knock it off and let him get some sleep but they persisted until finally he gave in.
"OK, follow me," he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of
bats behind him.
Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a forest
full of trees.
Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around
him.
"Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked.
"Yes, yes, yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.
"Good," said the first bat, "Because I DIDN'T!"
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
XMADZX
Remember: Eat, drink and be scary
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