I'm talking about Windows Movie Maker.
Seriously.
You are possible the most annoying thing I have ever encountered.
And I'm including my cousin who I was forced to spend time with, through ages 1-5, until I finally figured out a way to cut myself away from her.
Yes. That's right.
You're more annoying than that cousin.
You're also alot stupider.
And - and ... and stupid.
AND JUST REALLY BAD IN GENERAL!

Gah. I can't even begin to describe how much I hate you.
I mean, I won't do anything out of the ordinary.
Won't have any huge amounts of programmes running at the same time, but still - you manage to crash after thirty seconds of me re-opening you.

You know what I'm gonna do!?
You know!?
HUH!?
I am gonna send an Error Report.
That's right.

You know when your computer crashes cause of some stupid programme,
and then that thing comes up that is like: "Do you wanna send an Error Report?"
Yeah, well most people click "Don't Send"
But you know what I'm gonna do!?
Do ya!?

That's right! I'm sending an Error Report!
I've got you know, you stupid, annoying, dumb programme!
Ha ha!

Try and crash on me now, betch!