- Cubs fans: you have a disease, a sickness and you need help. You are not normal, and you need rehabilitation. You are not / ain't right. Your team will never, ever win anything and you're just torturing yourself. You look foolish, people are making fun of you / taking pity on you, and you know Wrigley Field can't last forever. You people really need to wise up. I've seen your team lose in ways never even possible, or at least that's what I thought. And you look, well, odd. You don't look like regular folk. Everytime the Cubs win, or score a run or get somebody out, it's a shame. A damn, damn shame. And remember, the "C" on your cap stands for "Crappy".
- Tv.com can kiss my ass. Apparently there's either a lot of love for boot-stomping man-hating bulldykes on this site, or the people are too damn stupid to know sarcasm / a joke, even with an admittance some precious inches below.
- Only lesbians like Tina Fey. I can't put it any other way. I just can't.
- Some kind of hex apparently has been put on the White Sox, but at least that bum Joe Crede won't be getting that huge long-term deal that he so greedily wanted (amongst the hiring of overall douchebag Scott Boras). With season-ending back surgery and most likely done in a White Sox uniform, Karma has spoken and that the '05-'06 Crede was merely a flash in the pan. Plus wise GMs don't hand out long contracts to people with bad backs.
- I am really torn on what to make tomorrow: chicken fried steak or slyders.
A new entry
by *mp34mp on Comments
Figured I'd wing this ****.