I'm kidding, I probably don't even know you. 

But suffice to say, I haven't posted in a while, and might as well do something now.

I just saw a commercial (actually heard) and it was nothing but mumbled speech and a bell ringing, which is extremely annoying and made me want to punch the TV.  But it means that it's that time of the year again, of fat drunks in Santa suits with red baskets ringing that god damn bell all day long. 

That is why I hate this season.  Maybe find a less annoying way to get our attention so I won't go out of my way to avoid giving you money?  Now I see why online shopping is so popular.

Piss off!  (what a great sign off!)