Yes, I have cheese. I'm sure everyone else will be excited as HeyStu was when we had this convos the other day, but damn it, miracles like this don't come around often. There's this little store in Downers Grove, IL, like on Main St. or something, called (edit: it's Angelos) I was there with a friend on the 4th to get cheese for our bbq, and a quarter pound was only .65 cents!! Apparently that was a 4th special, 'cause I went back 2 days later and it was .87 cents, but whatever. So I got me a nice big block of Land O Lakes deli sty-le American Cheese yellow; $4.00 / 1.15 lbs worth, which is a total bargain compared to the Patricia Heaton-whored Jewel (Albertsons) where it's over $8 a pound for the same stuff. And I have like a hundred uses for American cheese, too, so it won't be sitting there collecting mold. And this is the good stuff, none of that crappy individually wrapped cheese that tastes all waxy and oily. Kraft is krap.

A recent internet find I found Lindsay Lohan chain-smoking not one but TWO cigarettes at once:

http://www.lohangroupie.com/lindsay-lohan-chain-smoking/

A really c-lassy broad, she is. Somebody who I showed these pics to said she looked like a crack whore. Now I don't know what the hell Lindsay has been putting in her body, but chain-smoking tobacco seems to be her new hobby. Tho it is pretty sexy when a woman smokes, but looking at her now, I wouldn't hit that, but me and The Todd would have totally hit Jailbait-Lindsay (or maybe we're both just closet / unaware homosexuals completely over-compensating, I don't know) but there's just something about her now that's just so… icky.

And people, oh God! Stop having sex in your showers!!! I don't care if you're happy or young in love or drunk, keep the fornication out of the shower!! That is supposed to be a clean, cleaning sanctuary! It's an area for cleaning and cleaning only! I wonder what kind of sh*t people have been doing where I've cleaned in their showers Ick. Ick. I cringe now, people, at your showers. I never, EVER did anything like that in the shower (I did piss in the shower a few times but I was like 10 and I got yelled at afterwards) and I'm becoming very afraid to shower in your homes, people.

Tonight is the MLB All Star Game. Gee, this game doesn't seem to have the same importance or excitement as it once did. Hmmm, why is that? Oh I don't know, Interleague Play, expanding the roster to 32 per TEAM, and oh, stupid sh*t like making an exhibition game actually count for something!! That tie game in Milwaukee was single-handedly the straw the broke the camel's back on the reign of terror by Bud Selig. At least Fay Vincent had the balls to ban Pete Rose. So who will win the game? I really couldn't care less. Representing the White Sox is portly closer Bobby Jenks, baseball's version of KOTH's Bobby Hill, and the Cubs have two guys who I don't care about. And the only reason I'm watching is out of tradition, and that anything can happen at an All Star Game, whether it'd be somebody throwing at someone's head or destroying a young catcher's career by plowing into him. And btw, the Home Run Derby uniforms & caps suck.