Alright people, get the hell outta my way. I'm on the quest for post #1000. Normally I don't celebrate ranking stuff or contributions, but that 1,000th post anywhere is impressive. Tho I try to avoid thinking of all the time I'm wasting in the precious seconds of my fleeting youth and life.

But even I can succumb & be a part of the modern and irrelevant ways that doesn't make me completely obsolete in the world. The goal is to have post #1,000 by Saturday at Midnight. Of course, announcing this has instantly made me a target by moderators and enemies. Step in my way, I will push you down. I have pointy elbows and I'm not afraid to use them.

march to #1000 madness starts NOW!