I think it sucks that you can't use the word "sucks" in titles. But I will tell you what sucks: The King of Queens. It sucks! I think Doug Heffernan is the epiphany of everything that is wrong with the 'lazy stupid fat American male'. It's not funny, he's an ass, and it sucks. Sorry (tho not really) but I find fat people pathetic and weak for the situation of health risks they put themselves through. It's time we take responsibility for our actions, suck it up, and go on a diet.



Anyways, The King of Queens is a terrible show. It's terribly written, and from what I've read, the finale blows. I watched this show in hour blocks in syndication for a few years & caught up on them, and suffice to say, I never really laughed once. Sure it had amusing bits once in a while, Carrie gettin' drunk, Holly's idiocy, and Crazy Old Man Screaming Arthur, but nothing gave more than a single "ha", and that was a rarity. Personally I found all of the supporting cast awkward and annoying. And the show came off as 'pretty dumb', as to it was catering to a specific audience. I don't find Stupid Humor funny. The show is just crap. It sucks. Blah. And according to the finale, it seems it was more of a drama and there were no good jokes. Of course, the few dozen or so people who actually watch the show liked the finale. You can find people that will like any ol' piece of crap. There's a turd for every turd. Of course that doesn't apply to Love. Sorry porker's and fugly's.

Anyways, The King of Queens is what we call "hack sitcom". It never earned any respect, it never won anything, nothing was ever gained and nothing was ever memorable. It's basically the Tofu of television. We ask questions like, "is our lives better because of this show?" "Has this show enriched our being?" No and no. And the writers turded out by bringing not one but TWO brats, including one being an adopted one from China. And apparently Arthur divorced his new heifer, so that's that. So Spence and Danny (I find James' real brother Steve Valentine one of the biggest annoying turds to have ever disgraced television) hooked up in their homosexual Love Shack once again. Oh ya, one of the worst things about The King Of Queens, is how sloppy the writing got, and later episodes completely ignored past episodes (I swear they had like 5 different 'When Doug met Carrie' episodes). So…it's finally been put to rest and we can remember life before The King of Queens came on the air. And P.S. .... this show should have never made this long, let alone actually make it to a finale. It should have left alone to rot and unceremoniously end years ago.



Thanks for nothing, Ray Romano.