I turned this on right when Ray Romano was doing his "my wife can't stand me" bit again. What I don't like about this year's Emmy's:

• Ryan Seacreast, are you f'ing kidding me??! What a lame-ass host.
• People cheering a show.
• Jeremy Piven winning another Emmy.
• Shows on Premium Cable winning Emmy's where like 20% of the population has seen it
• Anything to do with "Ugly Betty"
• Tina Fey (had to leave the room to vomit) (who btw is in a crappy commercial for crappy American Express credit card, which is not accepted at most locations)
• Random trivial quotes scrawling across the Tv.com screen
• Acceptant speeches
• Writers who say "Uuuhhhhh…" over and over
• Jersey Boys? Oh god.
• More Sopranos sh*t??
• Blech, internet Emmy. Al freakin' "stiff two by four" Gore gets an Emmy??
• Man, Stephen Colbert & Jon Stewart are the only highlight in the boring 3rd hour.
• Ugly Betty, BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
• OOOOOOOOOH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
• An Emmy to 30 Rock!! Cancel the ceremony! Cancel everything! **falls to knees** NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooo………….
• Okay, Emmy's mean squat. There is no way in HELL 30 Rock had a better season than The Office. No way. Not possible. Or this confirms what I always assumed: everybody gets to win it once. Blech. And one more Sopranos turd to top the turd sundae. Very few funny bits, and Hugh Laurie's bit was unmemorable, but at least Conan got an Emmy. Plus there was a lot of weird technical difficulties, with lines and jokes cut-off, which apparently was due to the censors. Boo! Last year's Emmy's were much better. This is a dark, dark age for comedy, and all the lights in the house have been turned off.