I’ll have to make my own noise.

Top 10 favorite shows of 2006:

1. The Office. If you asked me last year of which of the Thursday night comedies I liked better, it would had be ‘Earl’. But the Office is much better & more funnier than Earl now. Prediction: Michael Scott will bankrupt the company somehow, and Jan will somehow die thanks to Michael. Thrown in for good measure.
2. Family Guy. I don’t understand all this criticism of the show, season 4 wasn’t as bad as people made it out to be. And it’s still one of the very few shows that makes me literally laugh.
3. Frasier reruns.
Frank: “Very pretty name. Do people call you Daffy for short?”
Daphne: “Not twice.”
And why did I pick that random quote? I hadn’t heard that in probably 10 years.
4. Scrubs & reruns. I think there’s a little bit of the Janitor in all of us. And remember, Bob Kelso is an awful, awful man. He is the devil. Prediction: This is the last season of Scrubs.
5. American Dad. Despite Seth’s sarcastic take on a Republican character, it still has its moments. And have you seen Seth’s sister who voices Hayley? She’s a little porker.
6. King of the Hill reruns. This show isn’t as amusing once you’ve seen it the 20th time.
7. My Name Is Earl. For some reason this show has been really underwhelming in its 2nd season. I think this show may have peaked too soon.
8. House. I really don’t like medical image-heavy shows, but this show is just amusing besides of House, is that these medical conditions are just so extremely implausible. Prediction: House will end up curing cancer and AIDS.
9. Hell’s Kitchen. A distant memory, this summer pick-up is always a pleaser.
10. Wow, this is sad. I had to look at my list of favorites and couldn’t find a 10th show. So I'm just going to put 'all those cooking shows I watch on the PBS stations.'.

For all the time I spend on this site, I really don’t watch that many shows.

Top 10 favorite music things in 2006:
1. Jazz
2. Jazz
3. Jazz
4. Jazz
5. Jazz
6. Jazz
7. Jazz
8. Jazz
9. Jazz
10. Jazz

Did I mention I can only tolerate Jazz? I must be getting old, I can't stand that crap they put on the FM radio these days. You kids are gonna give yourself brain aneurysms listening to that crap.

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I don't read books. Books kill trees. And books are too expensive. And books suck.