[x] You own over 10 bottles of nail polish
[x ] You own perfume that cost over $60
[x ] You had/have fake nails
[x ] You have more hair products than you can use
[x ] You have enough clothes to cover an entire refugee camp.
[x] You have enough pictures to create your own wallpaper.
Total:6
Do you:
[ ] Have/had a hair color that is not your natural color
[ ] Have "blonde moments" at least once a day
[ ] Constantly keep your phone at your side
[ ] Dance around in your room when nobody else is home
[ ] Refuse to go out in public without makeup
Total:0
DO YOU ADORE:
[x ] Makeup
[x ] Glitter
[x ] The Color Pink
[x] Shopping
[ ] Jewelery
[x] Mirrors
[ ] Chick flicks
[x ] Shoes
[x] Rainbows
[x ] Unicorns
[ ] Disney Movies
[ ] Candles
[x] Flowers
[ ] Stuffed Animals
[x ] Purses
[x ] Boots
[ ] Starbucks
Total:11
DO YOU SAY:
[x] Whatever.
[x] Oh my gosh/goodness/god
[ ] Hun/honey
[ ] That's hot
[ ] Dunzo
[ ] Darling
[x ] Psh
[ ] Cutie
[ ] Hottie
[x] Totally
[ ] Fer Shur
[ ] Fabulous
[x] hell ya
[x] like
[ ] duh
Total: 6
Do You Read:
[x] Cosmopolitan/Cosmo Girl
[ ] Cleo
[x ] Marie Claire
[ ] Elle
[ ] Vogue
[ ] Dolly
[ ] Girlfriend
[x] Teen Vogue
[ ] Famous
[ ] New idea
[ ] NW
[ ] Madison
[ ] Who
[x ] PerezHilton.com
Total: 4
Have you Seen These:
[x] Legally Blonde
[ ] Elizabethtown
[x] Mean Girls
[ ] Now & Then
[ ] The Notebook
[x] A Walk to Remember
[ ] Sweet Home Alabama
[ ] Where the Heart is
[x] Just my luck
[x] John Tucker Must Die
[ ] Centerstage
[x] Bring it On
[x] How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
[ ] Mona Lisa Smile
Total:7
Are you/ have you been Addicted to...
[ ] LOST
[x ] America's Next Top Model
[ ] Project Runway
[x ] Desperate Housewives
[x] The Simple Life
[ ] Next pussycat doll
[ ] 8th & Ocean
[x ] Grey's Anatomy
[] The O.C.
[x ] Laguna Beach/The Hills
[ ] Nip/Tuck
[x] Gilmore Girls
[ ] Veronica Mars
[ ] One tree hill
6
Total:
ALL TOTAL: 41 x 2 = 82% Barbie
COUNT UP HOW MANY YOU CHECKED. MULTIPLY BY 2
THEN REPOST I AM...% BARBIE
A stereotypical quiz! They're so funny.
[Add up all your answers and multiply by 2. That's how Asian you are.]
[ ] Are you asian in the first place?
[ ] Were you born in an asian country?
[ ] Do YoU tYpE lIkE tHiS sOmEtImEs?
[ ] Do you eat rice almost every single day?
[x] Can you use chopsticks?
[ ] Have you taken chinese/korean/etc school as a kid?
[ ] Can you speak an asian language?
[ ] Do you spike(guys)/highlight(girls) your hair?
[ ] Do you have an "azn crew"?
[ ] Do you type at least a 56 wpm?
Total:1
[ ] Are you or were you once a fob?
[ ] Have you designed a website before?
[ ] Do you know the song "got rice?"
[ ] Have you dated/want to date Asian girls/boys?
[ ] Do your sns/email have the words: AzN, gurl, boy, sweet, cute, hot, dragon, babe, angel, lil, princess, Xx...xX, oO..,Oo, etc?
[ ] Is your last name Park, lee, chang, wang, wong, kim, chow, chan, lam, or yu?
[x ] Do you take off your shoes before entering someone's house?
[] You have both an asian and an english name?
[ ] Do you watch/ read anime?
[x ] Do you listen to techno?
Total:2
[ ] Do you listen to asian music?
[ ] Have you watched asian movies?
[ ] Can you dance the Otso Otso?
[x] Do you drink pearl milk tea or bubble tea?
[ ] Do you play counterstrike, starcraft, warcraft, diablo, etc?
[x ] Are you a good at DDR?
[x] Do you play the violin/piano?
[x ] Do your parents spazz out on you if you get bad grades?
[ ] Are you going / taking any honors/challenge cla$$es?
[ ] Do you/your parents drive an asian made car?
Total:4
[ ] Are you a very good artist?
[ ] Do you speak ur asian language w/ your friends?
[ ] Do your relatives own a restaurant/market in an azn community?
[ ] Do you slurp soup?
[x] Do you have small eyes?
[ ] Have you visited your home country at least twice? hong kong/china/vietnam/philippines?
[x] Does your house smell like incense once in awhile?
[x] Do you have/had glasses or braces?
[x] Do you like to read?
[x] Do you NOT have an allowance?
Total:5
[x] Have you eaten dim sum/dumplings before?
[ ] Are your parents fobs?
[x] Do you have tons of cousins/siblings/uncles/aunts/etc?
[ ] Can you twirl a pencil between your fingers?
[ ] Have you ever solved a rubik's cube?
[ ] Do you read manga?
[x ] Is the mall your hang out place?
[x] Do you think you're short?
[x LMFAO] Do you/your parents save ketchup packets/napkins/etc from restaurants for later use?
[ ] Do you have AzN PrIdE?!
Total:13
TOTAL= 25 x 2 = 50% ASIAN. I thought I'd be even less.
18 or lower means you're not stupid.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[x ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[x ] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x]You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
total=5
[x ] You have ran into a tree.
[ ] It IS possible to lick your elbow
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ]You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[ ] You just tried to sing them.
[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[ ]You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.
[x] You didn't notice that in the last question "the" was spelled twice
[x] You just looked at it.
[ ]Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.
[x]People have called you slow.
total=6
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
[ ] You have caught yourself drooling.
[ ] You've fallen asleep in cla$$
[ ] If someone says "fart" you laugh.
[ ] You just laughed.
total=1
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
[ ] People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
[x]You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[x]You use your fingers to do simple math.
total= 4
[x ]You have eaten a bug.
[x ]You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
[x ] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
total=4
[ ] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[x] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
[x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
total=4
How white are you?
1.[ ] You went to a private school.
2.[x ] You watch the show Laguna Beach.
3.[ ] You watch the show American Idol.
4.[ ] You watch the show O.C.
5.[x] You know what a poncho is.
6.[x] You have listened to and liked a band called Panic! at the Disco.
7.[x] You shopped at American Eagle, Aeropostale, Hollister, Abercrombie & Fitch, J crew, or Lacoste.
8.[ ] You have/had a dog that is NOT a pitbull.
9.[x] You own a pair of dc's/converse/etnies/vans.
10.[ ] You're afraid you'll get jumped if you say the n-word around black people
11.[ ] You have been to a beach house in the summer
12.[ ] You have lived in more than one house (not an apartment).
13.[x] You/Your parent(s) have driven cars with leather seats.
14.[x] You say the word DUDE a lot.
15.[x ] You think cops are good.
16.[x] You have absolutely no idea what twista is saying when he raps.
17.[x] You listen to rock.
18.[x] You know who Willie Nelson is.
19.[x] Your parent(s) give you money when you ask
20.[ ] Your parent(s) just hand you money for no reason at all.
Now take how many X's you put and multiply it by 5.
I am ____ white.
I am 220% white.
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