• Talk to your dog/cat.
• Ride horses or do yoga. Its great exercise!
• Search "wikiHow" for things like preppy and prep, along with other Clique things
• Ditch the junk food and sweets, sorry, but you want to be thin, not a blimp.
• NEVER start to have an eating disorder, you want to be thin, not anorexic or bulimic!!!
• Don't be a Massie clone, be a real Massie, not a wannabe.
• You never know who you'll see, so always look great.
• You MUST consult other Massie related wikiHows, that have very useful info
• Make sure that you have the last word, say your last comment, and then walk away
• Always have good posture, NO SLOUCHING or dragging your feet
• Invest in a good purse, from Coach or another designer brand
• Use words like "ah-mazing," "ah-dorable," and "ah-nnoying". Say "ehmagawd!" when you're shocked, surprised, or excited about something. Instead of saying no, say "Opposite of yes". When something is well-known and "ah-bvious" to you, say, "Given!". When you have the same opinion as someone, say, "Ah-greed". When saying the word not, say the word as "nawt". When something someone says strikes you as reasonable, say, "Point!" and draw an imaginary "1" with your finger if you desire.
• Have the best and biggest room. Go with Massie and have everything be white, no exceptions! Make sure you have a queen-size bed, (you are one, right?) an Apple computer, a giant walk-in closet to store all your ah-mazing clothes, and a leather chaise by your bay window to have long phone conversations and brush your pet before going to bed. Vanilla scented candles are a nice touch, too. Have everyone refer to your room as the "iPad".
• Every Friday night, have a sleepover with your clique. Make it a tradition--a weekly event that is uber-exclusive and can NOT be missed. Always make sure you always have something fun to do each week...decorating and bedazzling your jeans, prank phone calling celebrities, (a hot boy will do) an intense game of "what would you rather", etc.
• Have the hottest boyfriends, but never be a slut. This means not putting out until you're a junior in high school at least, and keeping it on the DL. Kissing is okay. Get the guy by being sly and seductive, and playing hard to get a bit. NEVER ever act desperate around a guy. They hate this; it's a major turn off. Make him chase you. No exceptions. Ever. This doesn't mean not flirting though--hint you like him by complimenting him occasionally and giving him your best "come hither" (non-creepy!) stare. Practice in the mirror if necessary. Don't let anyone know you like a guy until you're 100% positive he likes you back. This means not even telling your best friends. If everyone hears about your crush and he ends up not returning your affection, people will think less of you. Spill to your pet only.
• Purple is the official color of royalty. Therefore it's your favorite color. Wear it, love it, decorate everything from books and pens to your cell phone with it (purple rhinestones, of course!).
• Speaking of cell phones, you need one! It's the perfect way to stay updated on gossip and keep in contact with your friends. Make sure you have a texting plan so that you your clique can silently dish about stuff in **** detention, wherever! Cover it in Swarovski crystals and bring it everywhere you go.
• Be the first to do and have everything. Always. For example, having a boy girl party, wearing the newest Steve Madden flats, etc. If someone beats you to something and taking credit for their idea is absolutely impossible, roll your eyes and act as if it's the lamest thing you've ever seen or heard of.
• Get together a carpool with your clique. Taking the bus is so ew!
• Wear a charm bracelet with charms such as a shoe, Eiffel Tower, dog or cat, (whichever you have) star, and most importantly, a crystal-encrusted crown! Make sure the charm bracelet is gold, and never have any of the charms be silver (tacky much?). Buy it from Tiffany or Juicy Couture if you have the money.
• Always act bored even when something ah-mazes you. If you act too eager and excited about every little thing, your cool will be destroyed faster than you can say pretty committee.
• Shave your legs and armpits whenever necessary, and keep your upper lip and eyebrows perfectly waxed. I don't recommend tweezing your eyebrows yourself the first time; it's much too risky. Instead, have them done at a salon and maintain them yourself at home.
• Always have your fingernails and toenails perfectly manicured! I highly suggest a french tip for fingernails, because it's simple, ****, and coordinates so well with everything. Have them done at a fancy salon with your clique after school or on a weekend for a fun activity.
• Throw a fabulous party to increase your popularity. Invite everyone. Most occasions work--your birthday, Halloween, Valentine's Day, End of the Summer, etc. Come to think of it, you don't even really need an occasion! Just make sure you hire an ah-mazing party planner to help...A brilliant and mind-blowing theme, a DJ and dance floor, a wide variety of munchies, every single hot boy you know, and elaborate decorations are a must.
• You must always be prepared with a witty comeback for if, on some rare occasion, a wannabe insults you. One of my favorite Massie-****ones is, "Did I invite you to my barbecue?...Then why are you all up in my GRILL?" Consult the Clique books for some other great ones, or make some up yourself. Never let anyone get the best of you or think that they have won. Remember that YOU are in charge. YOU make the rules.
• It helps to have a profile on Myspace, Xanga, Blogger, or Livejournal (whatever everyone at your school has). This way you can easily keep tabs on the latest hook-ups, break-ups, fights and friendships going on, which is very important. A cute, girly layout, a few gorgeous pictures of yourself, and perhaps a brief survey is all you need. Oh, and remember to make it private! You don't want 40-year-old perverts stalking you...only add and talk to people you know.
• The magazines Teen Vogue, ElleGirl, and Lucky are your bible. Read them religiously.
• Another very important tip is to make sure you are seen at popular events at your school or community. You have to show everyone that you have a social life.
• Be witty and fast thinking with hilarious comebacks
• Most importantly never look YOUR best , look THE best.
• Go on MSN or other IM service every night to exchange gossip.
• Take time to decide on the right shoes. They make the outfit.
• Wash your clothes inside out and with gentle detergent to keep them looking new.
• Iron wrinklable clothes, to keep them looking fresh.
• Wash clothes less often in winter. It preserves color and prolongs the life of wools and cashmere.
• Wash your hair with good smelling shampoo, and use deoderant. Nobody likes someone who doesn't smell good.
• Stay on top with the season's latest fashions and looks to appear extra "on top" to your ****ates.

Warnings [edit]

• Be prepared to receive some backlash from the people that wish they were you. In other words, the jealous people. They may spread some pretty nasty stuff about you, but respond with something positively catty (your beta will help) to show them who's really the boss.
• There may be occasions where controversy arises in your clique. Like a power-trip, where a girl in your clique suddenly wants the throne. Start by putting her in her place by telling her off in the hallway (preferably with many people around). If she still doesn't get the hint, kick her out the group and recruit someone new. Chances are, she'll come crawling back, begging for forgiveness. Let her back in after a little while, and ditch the temporary.
• Many people will probably think you're a b*tch. But they'll still love you, and wish they were just like you (they'll love to hate you). This is inevitable if you want to be on top like Massie. You'll get used to it.
• Never be too friendly, you dont want people to think your just a nice person. Or get taken advantage of thats not how Massie would take it. Let people see the other side of you. People have to work hard to be your friend. Do you think they let kuh-laire in for free? Of course not. Play it hard. You will be accepted more!
• Dont ever say 'Whats up?' Unless you want to be ****fied as a loser. Except to your clique. They know you are Goddess so don't act LBR-ish but don't act too stuck up. ONLY to them. Otherwise act like the most popular girl in your grade. Cause you are abh-iously.
• Do't talk to the losers, druggies, or emo kids- your social standing will evaporate!
• Do not let any LBRs get ahold of your power! Never weaken your attitude and confidence. LBRs will think you are giving away you crown and they will abh-iously, with their "never been manicured, cheap hand creamed, dirty, slimy" hands whenever the chance.