American Idol is going finally have auditions right here in L.A in the valley!! its like an hours drive, I'm going go! No, not cause I desire to be a singer because when I sing...windows break. But I'm going go and sing really badly just to be on TV...I know, I know its lame and I've got no life but Its something to do and its fun, I'm taking my friend Rick and if anyone could make good TV its this guy...I just go if only to meet Randy Jackson...wait no eff Randy, to meet Ryan Seacrest will be the bomb, I know everyone says his gay, but I doubt that he is..he just doesn't give out a gay vibe, I just think its a stupid rumor plus I saw pics of him in a strip club. Anyway, yeah American Idol HERE WE COME!!! Just when you watching the L.A auditions look for me, MARK VAYSFELD , I'm short with short spiky black hair, I'm probably going be wearing a black t-shirt...cause thats all I wear black and white. Anyway...yeah this is getting to long. in honor of the post...I gotta 'VAYSFELD out!" Lmfao.