(Note: these a chock-full of Scrubs references, and these will only be funny if you've seen the episode they come from.)

1. Hooch is crazy
2. Having a squirrel army is not the healthiest thing in the world. :)
3. Hospitals do not want to be sued. Being sued is a bad thing.
4. Always shmear mango body butter on a bagel.
5. Everything comes down to poo.
6. Never trust The Janitor. You could end up in the middle of nowhere in a hospital gown
7. Hooch is crazy
8. If you've finished high school, we can safely assume you are 8.
9. Eating tomatoes and carrots will turn you orange
10. Hide inside a jukebox when played Hide and go Seek

Last movie I saw: Music and Lyrics (really really really really really really really funny)

My Least Favorite Songs right now:
Sean Kingston-- Beautiful Girls
Lil' Mama-- Lip Gloss

My favorite song right now: 
Cascada-- Miracle