Not surprisingly, in China the Olympic medal table is sorted by number of golds, and in the US it is sorted by total medals, so we are both number 1. As Mark Twain allegedly said, "There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics."

Today's Screenshot: Boy Meets World, "Starry Night". Cory rambles on about Topanga, who broke up with him a few episodes earlier, not knowing Shawn is mocking him. (Don't worry, they get back together.)