Today, while in my local EB games, I was talking to the girl who works there, who's really hot about how much Halo 2 sucks, when some 12-year-old came in, and he was all like "you only say it sucks because you suck at it" and I was like all "Nah-uh." He than challenenged me to a game of Halo 2 right there in the store, I was like, what the hell he's 12 who can't beat a 12-year-old? We played a deathmatch on Blood Gultch, I got the first kill, but he came back and won 4 kills to 1, then the girl started laughing at me because I couldn't beat 12-year-old at Halo 2, and I was pretty embarrased. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she started making out with the 12-year-old right in fronr of me. I just wanted to DIE!

True story.