i feel really bad for this but i also feel so beastly

today i was about to high five my friend dani

so i was like "we should have a SUPER painful high five"

and she was liek "yeah"

so i high fived her

and she told me when she went home that day, her hand still hurt, and everytime she picked up something or opened a door it would hurt really bad

so she went to the doctor, and it turns out
through high five form, i sprained her hand

yes, i am the king of high fives

except this is a set back because now i'm afraid to high five people hard