I would be a krueller ruler. I would hand out free donuts to fatten society, feed said people to cannibals, and blame it all on McDonalds.

Oh, there would also be world peace and all that crap.

In conclusion:

disporak: Raiden scarred me in the end of Metal Gear Solid 2...
Alakaiser: Yes.
disporak: Oh, and, YOU'RE A MALE!
Alakaiser: Roofle
disporak: Sadly that same thing happens to a Raiden look-alike in MGS3.
Alakaiser: Owned.
Alakaiser: TRHBO
disporak: Maybe he should go to a barber.
Alakaiser: Maybe.
disporak: Or, like...go through puberty.
Alakaiser: Ownage.