4:57 PM Eastern Standard Time, Friday, September 3rd, 2004.

Due to recent announcements the US and Canada have called off the war with few "J" named people decimated. This news story shocked many North Americans but pleased the Europeans; something that should never happen. Here is a direct quote from our frontline reporters:

"Earlier this week, Nintendo of Europe announced that The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap, the all-new GBA Zelda adventure that debuted at this year's E3, will launch across the continent on November 12 of this year. But while the European market is usually the last to receive games, in this case it'll be a close second, because the Japanese release of the game is set for November 4, while the North American release is scheduled for January 10, 2005."- GameSpot

Now that the two countries have joined forces, the outlook for survival in Europe is slim. Many Zelda-fanboys have already started to assimilate Nintendo's American, European, and Japanese headquarters in order to posess the sacred cartridges and work Miyamoto's brain like a dog.

For more on this, turn your radio to a local news station.