I think I need a girlfriend.

I'll start going out some more and fish a blonde somewhere.

I want her hair to be natural blonde and straight (I don't like curly hair).

She must not be tall and God forbid... fat (i'm skinny and not exactly tall, I want a girl like me).

Maybe I should carry my PSP around (girls usually see you and go like... "let me try that!").

btw i'm 20 so i'm all ears for mature advice on how to fish blondes.

PS: natural blondes are hard to find on my island
Most females here are caribbean exotic hotties (so sad they aren't teh blondes).