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Round 4 : Yoda vs. Barret (FFVII) vote now!

Round 4 : Yoda vs. Barret
Vote for the winner, I will write the action to fit the voting pattern

Previously :
Round 3 : Rikku vs. KIT score 4 - 2

(Hum the Knightrider theme tune as you read this)

KIT: "Good morning Michael, I love your curly hair....and those tight jeans..." *KIT's engine starts to overheat*
Rikku takes the opportunity to try on her newly obtained David Hasselhoff dressphere, and becomes the spitting image of the Baywatch and Knightrider "star".
Rikku : Hi KIT, my you look sleek and sexy today.....*KIT's tyres burst.* " And I just adore that smooth, shiny exterior of yours...." *KIT's windscreen wipers pop up* "And hot damn your engine makes such a lovely purring noise....." *KIT's windscreen shatters, bonnet flies off and bumper drops to the ground.*
KIT : "Oh Michael!!!" *KIT explodes in a fit of passion, showering Rikku with lumps of horny metal*

Rikku proceeds to the next round, with some bumps, bruises and scratches, and KIT's camp voice ringing in her ears.