This week, we'll be further exploring Bad Dudery at it's finest. Bad Dudes vs Dragon Ninja is well-known for its dark, yet intimate narrative. The legend itself is hotly debated of course, thus it is unknown whether Blade and Striker's quest is to give the President of the United States a Big 'n Tasty Burger, a Jr. Bacon Double Deluxe, or perhaps even a Sourdough Jack. The following is a document on how this bit of American Folklore is thought to have developed.

You might think a Hovering Ninja would be scary enough..

..but HOLY CRAP NOW HE'S ON FIRE!!

It doesn't read DAGRON gate, making this a pretty good translation by NES standards.

As is tradition, the President's hand is, as always, shaped and ready to hold a burger.

This Presidential Speech rates somewhere between "Ask not what your country can do for you..." and "I did not have sex with that woman."

I'm pretty sure 1601 Pennsylvania Avenue is a Burger King.

Today, games expect you to play them through to the end, but this wasn't always the case. They used do everything in their power to kill you a few feet closer to the end each time. This was a time when sitting at the credits didn't leave you thinking, "Aw man, there's no more game left?". That era is known today as NES.

No one knows how long ago it was, as everyone from that time died when Dracula took over the continent of Europe, but recordings indicate beating a videogame made many exclaim, "WOOO! Finally! Jesus why did there have to be 4 bosses in a row with no health inbetween and one death sends you to the first part of the last level with no powerups, and why did I keep coming back?"

Here is a collection of polaroid photos found in a time capsule documenting this lost history.

Wish I knew about this before I took a trip to Europe where everyone was dead.

Protip: Don't knock off Dracula's head without 3 cross boomerangs

I think you have a spelling error in there.

Ah, you fixed it.

This game is great! It has a vampire AND an explosion.

He looks okay to me, bad translation made the gloomy grey ending with no Simon the one where he lives happily ever after.

Alucard, you suck in this game.

That's better, Hey we should adopt Grant DaNasty, I feel bad leaving him in the clocktower.

Am I a Bad enough Dude!? I wear sunglasses indoors AND..

I beat up an army of ninjas plus a particularly angry midget from the top of my Dudesmobile.