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Funny Quote From Spiderman 3/Paris In The Slammer

Well,here's the funny quote.:P

*Jonah Jameson is sitting at his desk;desk shakes violently*

Secretary:Its time to take your blood-pressure medicine,Mr.Jameson.

*Jameson reaches for medication bottle;desk shakes violently*

Secretary:Wrong one,sir.

*Jameson reaches for another one;desk shakes violently*

Secretary:Wrong.

*Jameson reaches for another one;Secretary nods;Jameson puts a pill in his mouth;desk shakes violently*

Secretary:Remember to use water.

Jameson:Thank you.........

:lol:There you go.

So,as anyone who has visited the TV.com homepage lately,little miss Paris Hilton is going to jail for 45 days for a parole violation.I'm not surprised,and its about time.Can you imagine Paris in jail???

Paris:These horizantal stripes make me look fat!!!!!AND they clash with my earrings!!!!!Can I get a pink one????:P:lol:

Seriously,though,I think this is her really stupid way of grabbing attention.In fact,she's probably snuck TV cameras inside so they can film her new reality show "Paris In The Slammer."What's next???Hopefully,"Paris On Death Row.":P:lol: