Couldn't think of one by myself.:P

Well,as you can plainly see,I'm back,and I'm STILL not dead:PI thought I'd give you a bit of humor in this,so I present 12 good excuses for why you didn't do your homework.:P

1.I didn't want the other kids in the class to look bad.

2.A sudden gust of wind blew it out of my hand and I never saw it again.

3.Another pupil fell in a lake and I jumped in to rescue him.Unfortunately,my homework drowned.

4.Our furnace broke and we had to burn it to keep ourselves from freezing.

5.I'm not at liberty to say why.

6.I wanted to frame the detention letter you're about to give me.

7.It was destroyed in a freak accident involving a hippo,a toaster,and a bag of frozen peas.You don't want to know the details.

8.I have a solar powered calculator and it was cloudy.

9.My mom used it as a dryer sheet.

10.My agent won't allow me to publish my homework until the movie deal is finalized.

11.I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't the best teacher in the whole school.

12.We had homework?!

:lol:There ya go.Results are not garunteed and may vary.:P

Moving on to other stuff now,I might be back full time soon.I get my interim on Monday and if I get good grades,I might not be grounded anymore.:D

On a Gamespot side note,I am a member of soo many unions,but I have sooo little time to visit them all........

And.........that's it.:P