Hello, meveryone, and welcome to another blog from Jake! I just got back from my cottage, but man, it was fun! :D My cousins visted there, and we took the boat in...

Alright, so the only people who love going fast are Kevin, Sam, and me. Everyone else went slow, and one even said "I like going super fast!" :lol: She was wrong. :P :lol:

We have a three-person tube, which is perfect, for Kevin, Sam, and I. :D ;) It was really choppy, too, which made it even better. :D You know when you turn, and you go over the wake, it gets really bouncy? That's what we did and we got airborn over a hundred times. :D When we let the "slow one's" go, we told my dad to make it his goal to flip us. :twisted: And it was so fun! :D He went as fast as he usually goes, then, when we weren't expecting it, he sped up really fast, turned, and Kevin and I went flying off the tube! :lol: I didn't even know it was happening untill I hit the water, it was that fast and fun! :D :lol: But, there was still Sam to go. :twisted: Turns out Kevin just pushed him and me off with his feet, so I fell off twice. :lol: :P :D 8) Then, when the boat swooped around to pick us up, Sam got on it too fast and flipped the entire thing. :lol:

But it's not so funny when it landed on me, and they both hopped on. :? Plus, we have to wear life jackets when tubing, so that didn't help either. :cry: I was okay though. :D I'm glad for the life jacket, because if it waasn't there, I'd get hurt really badly, like red all over my body, possible a belly-flop. :shock: I have a crazy life. :lol:

We all had to go to bed at like 11:00, but we stayed up untill 2:45 just talking. :roll: Kevin and Sam listened to a one-hour comedy track. :lol: I didn't though, but I counted how long between laughs for them, which was 22 seconds. :o I stopped because I THINK I fell asleep for like 20 minutes, because the hour went fast, but it felt slow. ;) :P

When I was really young, I had a vision. I woke up in the middle of the night, and I saw my dad with a funny face, reaching towards me [lets see if you really read this, in your comment, put "cows" in it, but don't just say why, keep it a secret, just put it in your comment.] He kept getting closer and closer, but I said, "Dad, stop it!" and I turned around for like 5 minutes, but I turned around again and found him still there. :cry: I ran into my parents room [Remember, I was young at the time.] and they were like, "What's wrong?" I kind of remember them asking me the next morning why I ran into their room. :cry: Why do I have visions!? :cry:

And, I kinda remember them asking me the next morning. But I know it's real, though. I can tell if I'm dreaming or not.

Anyways... I have a swim meet tonight! It's my last untill the Championships, because I have the soccer camp though. :( But on the bright side, I have the soccer camp! :lol: :D It's gonna be so fun! :D

I also watched a lot of Family Guy... yeah. :D I also watched Avatar: The Abridged Series last night, the whole thing, and it was hilarious. :lol: You should watch it, just search "Avatar: The Abridged Series" on youtube, you'll love it. :D They've only covetred the first half of season one, though, but watch them in order, it'll make it funnier! :D

That's enough for now!

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