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Most Likely Reasons I'll Die Tomorrow

Ok i know there is like a great chance i won't die tomorrow. But if there were any chance i would,one of these would probably be the most likely cause.

-Brain being scarmbled from listening to Green Day too much. (I think i listen to them too much)

-Starvation from playing non-stop "Resistance"

-Dehydration from playing non-stop "Resistance"

-Suicide by stabbing of remote control

-Random dude chewing my leg off

-Siezure from all the flashing colors of "Everyday Shooter"

-President hires hitman to kill me (Bring it on!)

-Watching "Snakes on a Plane" again

Ah life. Such starnge things can happen when you have no idea how or when you are going to die... Hey dude why are you chewing my leg?