Um... what? No! Impossible. Perhaps, but not exactly. Uh, okay. Sure. Right. If you say so. But what if... No. It can't be. But can it? Maybe. Probably not. Then again... Of course not. Ahem. Just a thought. Aha! Exactly! Yeah. Cool. Fantastic. Ah, yes. Indeed. So that's how it is. Mmhmm.

The level of overall ignorance in a show's forum is inversely proportional to the maturity level of the program being discussed (i.e. More mature shows tend to have more mature/intelligent audiences and vice versa.)

Exceptions:

People who are just plain idiots regardless of what they watch on TV.

Intelligent people who just happen to like childish/immature shows.

I notice such drastic differences in intelligence between shows. For example, someone on the Zoey 101 forum refused to believe the rumors that Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant because she is unmarried and, by his/her logic, should not be able to bear children. :roll: Seriously, either people are disregarding TV.com's minimum age requirement (age 13) or society is producing more naive preteens/teenagers.

SAND TACK LAWS DOESNT EXIST?!?! :shock::shock::shock::shock::shock::shock::shock::shock::shock::shock::shock::shock:

YOU BASTARDS LIED TO ME! I TRUST NO ONE NOW! AIYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHH!!!!

If any of you are ever down on your luck and find yourselves becoming hobos, you can use this code to communicate with other like individuals. :D

http://www.slackaction.com/signroll.htm#

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What in sam hill is wrong with this site that I can't make spoiler tags, image tags, or URL tags? If that's not bad enough, the site blames me for the fact that it can't process my code. My HTML is PERFECT. There are no unclosed tags. Your face andYO MAMA are not well-formed! :evil: That's right - I went there. You aggravate me, TV.com. If you were a person, I'd headbutt you in a second. I only come to this site for the community and the free nachos. Not because this site functions SOOOO wonderfully.

I headbutted someone again. This time he kinda deserved it, though. We were in a public place and my foul-mouthed friend started spewing all sorts of racial and homophobic slurs and I had to shut him up before someone beat the crap outta us. I only wish my aim was a little better this time, since that headbutt caused me some pain, too. :? Ouch...

I accidentally injured another of my friends. I was sitting and readinga newspaper and my friend comes over and we start horsing around. So we're just kinda mock-fighting and he catches a kick from my right leg and as he holds onto it my left leg instinctly comes up and...hits him in the eye...:? I swear, it was if my leg was a separate entity and acted independently from the rest of me. So far I've headbutted someone, kicked a football into someone's face, and now kicked someone in the eye. :(

My friend and I were screwing around, and he accidentally hit me in the mouth, so I playfully headbutted him in retribution, only apparently I exerted more force than intended, and he dropped to the ground, clutching his eye and writhing in pain, and now I feel somewhat guilty. :?

My ass.

Oh, what fun I'll have playing Cowboys n' Injuns with the neighborhood kids. And since it's a revolver I could even play Russian Roulette (the safe version). :D Haha, this thing's so awesome...

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