Kirsten Dunst: hot

Maria Sharapova: hotter

Jessica Alba: f***ing bangin!!!

T.O. : sucks

Jarhead: crappy movie

Saving Private Ryan: better movie

Gas prices: still outragious

Monkeys: amazing

Porn: also amazing

Monkey Porn: strangly disturbing

Samuel L Jackson: the man

Johney Depp: also the man

Clerks 2: funny

Quinten Tarintino: crazy

System of a Down: awesome band

Wolfmother: another awesome band

Pearl Jam: the greatest band ever

Drawn Together: retarded show

South Park: funniest animated show on TV

The Simpsons: rides 2nd to South Park untill they clean up they're act

Woodstock: hippys!!!

Halo: best game out there

Republicans: wrong

Global Warming: sucks

Paris Hilton: sucks

Me Getting Kicked Out of Gamespot For Offending People: priceless

...for everything else theres Master Card

Master Card commericals: amusing