With the advances through the gaming industry we now have a series of genre’s, enough to keep all of us happy.

But who plays what genre? I’m going to try and answer that question and hopefully have a few laughs along the way.

The FPS addict

Name: Sn1p3R

Favourite Games: Unreal, Quake, Call of Duty, Doom

Least likely to say: “Hey, can’t we just talk this over?”

Most likely to say: “Pwned”

Dress sense:

These gamers are the ones that get all giddy and excited when a new Doom, Quake or WWII shooter is released. Armed with their favourite weapons they explode onto the internet looking to kill, sorry ‘frag’ as many people as they can. Sadly FPS aren’t known for their high intellects as alias’s normally consist of a mixture of alpha and numeric characters, and sometimes even symbols. Yeah, you’re so smart, after all, it’s so much harder to type Sniper than 5n1p3r, I mean what kind of name is that? Surely as children they must had access to defected “alpha – betty – spaghetti”, and instead of learning to write with just letters like a regular person, they grew up with numbers as well.

Over all they are a good bunch, just don’t expect them to tell you they lost a round because they were not as good as the other players, most likely it was fault of the level, ping, servers, mouse batteries run out, didn’t have my favourite weapons and the age old favourite, they were cheating.