Ahmbert / Member

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Neighbor idiots!!!

Wow!I'm sitting on my couch watching Bourne Supremecy and I see my acrossed-the-street neighbor pull into his house going like 30 miles an hour!!!!!!!OH MY GOD!!!He just smashed through the front of his garage!!!!!!............................!AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!That is the funniest thing I have ever seen!!!!He gets out of his car and tries to fix it but he's so stupid(and drunk obviously)that he falls into his yard instead!So I go out there and start laughing histericly but he just tries to get up(and when he does he gives me the finger)!!!Oh well,no biggy;he's the one who is going to have to explain to his manager why he decided to drive through his frickin garage!Ohhhhh and the funny thing is I used to skate in his driveway when I was younger and one day he comes out(after 4-5 years of skating there)and says"Hey,you guys are putting dents in my garage!If you don't leave I'm going to call the cops"(which showed up like 30 seconds later)!!!HA!Well skateboard dents are a lot smaller than car dents retard!!!!!!!Wow that has really made my day!