Me: Hi, I had a blood test last week and was told to ring up today to see the results.

Receptionist: Okay, everything looks normal but your allergy test has come back as "mildly elevated".

Me: Right.

Receptionist: ...

Me: ...so what happens now?

Receptionist: What?

Me: Well...do I come in or...?

Receptionist: Did you doctor tell you to come in?

Me: He told me to ring up and you'll tell me.

Receptionist: ...

Me: ...

Receptionist: Well, it says on the sheet "review in 2 weeks" which usually means you book an appointment.

Me: :|