Today I was stood outside a shopping center waiting for my friend. I had some Dethklok on the ol' iPod playing, minding my own business. Then this woman approached me. She handed me a card. I don't normally take leaflets and things but something seemed off here - the card was big, about half the size of an A4, and it was fancy laminated paper, something you wouldn't normally hand out en masse. The woman had already buggered off by the time I read it.

I've been scouted for a model/acting agency. :|

Then on my way home another woman came up to me. She was incredibly happy to see me, ecstatic even. Her eyes lit up and sparkled like a Christmas Tree.

"Are you the Real Radio Renegade?" she asked.

"...No" I said. :|