My current distraction from doing work at the moment. And posting on Gamespot, of course.

*WARNING*

The previous link contains strong language. If you're easily offended then you must unplug the internet and stay hidden from all forms of human contact, you soft git.

Which leads me neatly onto AirGuitarist87's rant number 929. All this is stuff that has happened over the weekend.

• Your name is not "Johnathon" and you can't pronounce it properly. I don't mind if you admit to be calling from India but please don't treat me like an idiot.

• If you're asking a stranger where your friend is, don't use their bloody nickname.

• My face is not a scratching post, but my cat thinks otherwise.

• She also only seems to want to eat what I'm eating.

• There are more porn websites than people in the world. If you're surprised that Googling your name brings some up, then you really shouldn't be here.

• How can a DS charger just disappear into thin air?

• Considering I've written nearly a quarter of my project, and still have 3 months til it's due, I'm a bit insulted by the appearance of a letter talking about extensions.