You see some crazy crap when you least expect it sometimes. I went to Selfridges with my girlfriend and lookie here:

It's a dead scorpion floating around some vodka. How the scorpion died and whether it was before or after taking a plunge is unknown. But all that drinking is bound to make you hungry.

So why not chow down on some chocolate with smoked bacon bits?

Sometimes I wonder if I am going mad...or if I'm just catching up to the rest of the world.