I'm watching Young, Dumb and Living Off Mum on BBC 3. It's like a slo-mo train wreck. Intelligence has packed it's bags and given the pre-conscious the middle finger.

Moron (teaching a cIass of kids): "How did Princess Diana die?"
Kid: "...her husband crashed her car into the Eiffel Tower?"
Moron: "...correct!"
Teacher: "SHENANIGANS!"

And then she let 9-10 year olds perform a play on how she died. In front of the whole school. And their parents.