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Multiplayer Math

Inspired by bad multiplayer experiences, made simple, share your own math if you wish good or bad.

Call of Duty Black Ops ( Online shooters in general) :
Bad Math:
- Poor kills + many deaths = Cussing players out on all sides ( He needs to show he is a man somehow)
- Enemies skill > yours = Kamikaze ( This way you can say you weren't serious)
- Most kills + ignoring the flag carrier = your playing the wrong game ( Try Free for all or Death match)
- Mic + Loud music = 95.7 The Call for Duty your most useless music while playing ( Use headphones or just don't have your mic on)

Good Math:
- Mic + calling out enemy sightings,etc = Your doing it right
- New player + sticking with the team = your doing it right
- Poor K/D ratio + Capture the flag victory = you did something right

League of Legends:
Bad Math:
- 20mins to play + queuing for a match = why?
- 70's super computer + slow internet = you enjoy pain and causing it
- unintentional feeding + intentional feeding = You were ok but now you're just plain bad
- Soloing + Team game = Godlike mentality (word being mentality as in you think you are but you really aren't)
- level 5 friend + level 30 match = You hate your friend or like pain
- Tank + running from team fights = Choose a new champion
- New Champion + normal match = really? (Try practice first maybe?)
- Support Ult + saving for yourself = Your the I in team ( oh wait no I in team? that because you're not part of it like that)

Good Math:
- Garen + Bushes = Demacia!
- Tank + Sacrifice = Good tank
- 4 support/nuke + you choose tank = team player
- Support Ult + Team member = team player

World of Warcraft:
Bad Math:
- Battlegrounds + Solo = thank you for the loss
- Battlegrounds + AFK = above comment
- Raid/dungeon fight + boss - knowledge - letting others know = Thank you for the wipe
- Battleground + fighting on roads - fighting on flags = GG 3 cap
- What's slow? + Demo's = Titan Relic is vulnerable (1min and 30sec in)

Good Math:
- Defending + Battlegrounds = Win
- Raid + Knowledge = Epic Lootz