"Ohh, but it's a nice trailer.."

Not as nice as a F*cking House, dipsh*t. No AC, no heater, holes in the walls, door missing to one bedroom, ruined carpet, missing a toilet, rotting steps leading up to it. Hell, I'd be surprised if there's any copper left in the walls. When did my quality of living sink to such to such depths? When did moving from a good, high-quality house to a dumpy Trailer become acceptable?!

She didn't even say trailer either, she said some other dumbf*ck name for it. I hate it when they try to mince words..

"This is a fine automobile, complete with.. windows made of pure glass! And two luxurious seats, with extra space where the other two usually are. You want my advice, my friend? You should buy this station wagon. It's solid, reliable, and has lots of life left it its rustic chasis."

Translation?

"Buy this. Buy this. Buy this. It has no real features, so I'm mentioning something almost Every car has to distract you. Two of the seats are missing, so I'm calling it "luggage space". It's ancient, and the rusted old hull is about to fall off. I'm referring to us as close so maybe you'll take my hint, be the consumer whore that you are, and take this ass-f*cking of a car at the price of only an arm, kidney, and your first born son."

So I've really never had to buy a car that horrible. Mainly because I've never bought a car, and never will. My ole' crotch rocket gets more miles a gallon than any car I've seen, helluva lot more comfortable, faster, prettier..I could go on and on.

"Oh, but motorcycles are dangerous!"

In my opinion, they're safer than those fiberglass, mass-produced pieces of sh*t you call transportation. You can do all the damned crash tests you want, my opinion of those death traps won't change. I won't even ride in minivans. Disgusting things, those.

Oh, and I abhor censorship. This'll probably be the last blod I make, 'cause I have to censor every other word. People should rally against that. You know what? I'm gonna go aroudn screaming **** to random kids now, later.
*waves*