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Okay So I Lied

Okay so I lied, I updated my blog on here before 2011. I'm amazed that over 2,000 people have looked at this profile in the past two years, probably checking the awesome ACTS I did a few years ago.

So anyway, I'm in school right now......I graduate in like two weeks. Yeah......The dude next too me looks piss off right now, probably because I'm blogging instead of doing research or it could be that my level on TV.com is highier than him.

I Twitter so if you got a Twitter account add me, Twitter.com/CoreyFoister. Let me know who you are and I'll follow you also.

PSYCHONAUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Breaking: Falwell blames feminists, lesbians for death

This just in over the wire from ANS (Afterlife News Service)

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Falwell blames 'pagans, abortionists, gays, feminists, lesbians' for death

by Bob Johnson

(ANS, The Afterlife) Echoing his comments made after 9-11 that the terrorist attack was caused by a litany of "evil forces," the late Jerry Falwell said today from the afterlife that "pagans, abortionists, gays, feminists, lesbians, the ACLU, People for the American Way, John Kerry, Air America Radio and other immoral, liberal groups and individuals bear full responsibility for the heart attack that has claimed my earthly life."

Falwell went to add that, unlike his apology following his post-9-11 comments, he will "not be apologizing this time because there are no liberals where I'm going. So they can kiss my fat, dead ass."

Falwell said he had been sitting at his desk, thumbing through a stack of personal checks from residents of a senior center he had visited on Monday when he felt a sudden, crushing pain in his chest.

"It was like the homosexuals were actually reaching into my chest cavity and squeezing my heart," Falwell recounted. "I started praying, 'Lord, smite the homosexuals,' but they wouldn't let go.

Falwell noted that he was dead before Liberty University Executive Vice President Ron Godwin found him slumped over the stack of checks.

"Ronnie walked in and I was already gone. I give him credit, though. Before he even called 911, he removed the stack of checks and gave them to Eleanor and told her to make sure they get deposited, pronto. He also went through my desk drawers and removed the two copies of 'Big Jugs Magazine' he knew I had hidden in the back of one of them. But the son-of-a-b*tch snatched the gold pen that Reagan had given me," Falwell complained.

Falwell said he would "wait and see" before offering any comment on his new surroundings. "I've often wondered if this is going to be a case of 'overpromise/underdeliver' or if things will be as good as I have told so many they would be. I'm not sold yet."

A spokesangel for God said The Almighty was taking a "long, hard look" at Falwell's life before deciding on a final afterlife home. "The Lord will only say at this point that no one is a sure bet. That goes for Jerry and for anyone else who leaves an earthly life."

When asked to respond to Falwell's assertion that "there are no liberals in heaven," the spokesangel laughed and said, "Franklin Roosevelt may have something to say about that."

Falwell closed his press conference with a diatribe against "Muslims and other infidel colored people on Earth who don't believe what I believe which is the one, true belief."

Just then, another recently dead man dressed in long, gold robes and a turban passed by on a throne carried by four angels.

Falwell was stunned.

"But I bet he's not a homo the late Reverend said, before storming from the room.

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 Out This Week:

MAY 14, 2007
Ninja Gaiden (Wii)
Ninja Spirit (Wii)
Pac-Man (Wii)

MAY 15, 2007
Resident Evil 4 (PC)
Shrek the Third (360, Wii, PC, PS2, PSP, DS, GBA)
Art of Fighting Anthology (PS2)
Code Lyoko (DS)
Innocent Life: A Futuristic Harvest Moon (PSP)
MLB 07: The Show (PS3)
Etrian Odyssey (DS)
Touch the Dead (DS)
Free****Street Basketball (PC)

MAY 16, 2007
Taito Legends 2 (PC)
Soltrio Solitaire (360)
Aegis Wing (360)

MAY 17, 2007
Major League Baseball 2K7 (GBA)
Taito Legends Power-Up (PSP)

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:D Monolith is making a sequel to Condemned and F.E.A.R!!!! Yay! Condemned 2: Bloodshot will come out Q1 of 2008.

 

Smooth Moves And Justice For All!

2007 predictions so far:

* RIGHT: Hillary Clinton is running for president.

* RIGHT: Joe Biden, Wesley Clark, Christopher Dodd, and Bill Richardson will all join the 2008 race before September.

* RIGHT: John Kerry won't run.

* D'oh! Barack Obama declines to run.

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TV.com Update:

* Chelhawian retired from being editor of Lindsay Lohan. I'm now the editor.

* I retire from editor status on all my shows. Right now i'm working on my 11 people guides. BTW, my Queue will be check daily from now on. I'll start the revamp of my guides this weekend

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 Death 360

I posted this in the "Drink The Kool-Aid: A place for XBOX 360 Gamers" in the Off-Topic section of the forum:

" Damn! My xbox 360 broke on friday. It would slow down here and there and it finally crash. I just got the box microsoft sent me to put my 360 in. Their repair shop is in Texas. This sucks, and crash right when the Crackdown demo was almost done loading. Well I guess I'm playing smooth moves for awhile. I got mine on day one so I get my 360 repaired for free so I guess it isn't so bad plus the full version of CrackDown does not come out for another 3 weeks. I hope to have it back around valentines day.

Btw, The Darkness looks awsome."

* Since The Crash I have been playing alot of WarioWare: Smooth Moves and Phoenix Wright: Justice For All. Both are great games and should be bought if you own a Wii and/or DS.

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February

February is finally here and unlike past February this one does not suck. This is a list of some of the stuff i'm looking forward to this month:

2: Wesley Clark kicks of his 2008 campaign.

16: New season of Real Time with Bill Maher on HBO.

20: CrackDown For Xbox 360!

25: Oscar Night. Al Gore's movie is nominated for two Oscar

27: Bullet Witch (xbox 360) and Sonic and the Secret Rings (wii).

Not too bad. I hope it will snow atleast once more here this month before it turns March and start warming up a little. Hell I may like this month so much I may blog more than once this month. Btw, I pwn my New Year Resolution.

Well that's all I have time for. See ya next month. :lol:

It's 2007 (are you happy now Cnet?)

2007 is here!

Here's my 2007 predictions:

- Halo 3 will come out November 6.

- Xbox 360 will out sell both PS3 and Wii. Wii will come in a close 2nd out selling the PS3 by about 2 million units.

- Tim Schafer will show off his new project in the summer.

- Hilary Clinton will run for president but her poll #'s will start to drop around summer.

- Democrat Joe Biden, Wesley Clark, Christopher Dodd, and Bill Richardson will all join the 2008 race before September.

- John Kerry won't run. Will support John Edwards.

- Al Gore wins an oscar award in February for his movie. While on his book tour in may he'll make the announcement that he's running for president.

- Barack Obama declines to run.

- John Mccain joins the 08 race before April.

I'll have the full list of my predictions tomorrow. I will also do a "best of 2006" on my blog.

By the way, my New Year Resolution is to Blog everyday in 2007. I give myself a week :lol:. What's your Resolution?

EDIT: Damnit! It turned midnight when I posted this. Cnet won't let your blog title be just #'s, I would have known that if I had blog more than 10 times last year. :lol: Well eh....I magically appeared in California as I hit "Post Entry". Meaning I posted this at 9:00 p.m January 1st. I win!

Former President Gerald Ford Dies

I'm sure this is the first of many "Gerald Ford dies" blogs here at TV.com.

LOS ANGELES - Gerald R. Ford, who picked up the pieces of Richard Nixon's scandal-shattered White House as the 38th and only unelected president in America's history, has died, his wife, Betty, said Tuesday. He was 93.

My family joins me in sharing the difficult news that Gerald Ford, our beloved husband, father, grandfather and great grandfather has passed away at 93 years of age," Mrs. Ford said in a brief statement issued from her husband's office in Rancho Mirage. "His life was filled with love of God, his family and his country."

The statement did not say where Ford died or list a cause of death. Ford had battled pneumonia in January 2006 and underwent two heart treatments — including an angioplasty — in August at the Mayo Clinic in Rochester, Minn.

He was the longest living president, followed by Ronald Reagan, who also died at 93. Ford had been living at his desert home in Rancho Mirage, Calif., about 130 miles east of Los Angeles.

"I was deeply saddened this evening when I heard of Jerry Ford's death," former first lady Nancy Reagan said in a statement. "Ronnie and I always considered him a dear friend and close political ally.

"His accomplishments and devotion to our country are vast, and even long after he left the presidency he made it a point to speak out on issues important to us all," she said.

Ford was an accidental president, Nixon's hand-picked successor, a man of much political experience who had never run on a national ticket. He was as open and straight-forward as Nixon was tightly controlled and conspiratorial.

Minutes after Nixon resigned in disgrace over the Watergate scandal and flew into exile, Ford took office and famously declared: "Our long national nightmare is over."

But he revived the debate over Watergate a month later by granting Nixon a pardon for all crimes he committed as president. That single act, it was widely believed, cost Ford election to a term of his own in 1976, but it won praise in later years as a courageous act that allowed the nation to move on.

The Vietnam War ended in defeat for the U.S. during his presidency with the fall of Saigon in April 1975. In a speech as the end neared, Ford said: "Today, America can regain the sense of pride that existed before Vietnam. But it cannot be achieved by refighting a war that is finished as far as America is concerned." Evoking Abraham Lincoln, he said it was time to "look forward to an agenda for the future, to unify, to bind up the nation's wounds."

Ford also earned a place in the history books as the first unelected vice president, chosen by Nixon to replace Spiro Agnew who also was forced from office by scandal.

He was in the White House only 895 days, but changed it more than it changed him.

Even after two women tried separately to kill him, the presidency of Jerry Ford remained open and plain.

Not imperial. Not reclusive. And, of greatest satisfaction to a nation numbed by Watergate, not dishonest.

Even to millions of Americans who had voted two years earlier for Richard Nixon, the transition to Ford's leadership was one of the most welcomed in the history of the democratic process — despite the fact that it occurred without an election.

After the Watergate ordeal, Americans liked their new president — and first lady Betty, whose candor charmed the country.

They liked her for speaking openly about problems of young people, including her own daughter; they admired her for not hiding that she had a mastectomy — in fact, her example caused thousands of women to seek breast examinations.

And she remained one of the country's most admired women even after the Fords left the White House when she was hospitalized in 1978 and admitted to having become addicted to drugs and alcohol she took for painful arthritis and a pinched nerve in her neck. Four years later she founded the Betty Ford Center in Rancho Mirage, a substance abuse facility next to Eisenhower Medical Center.

Ford slowed down in recent years. He had been hospitalized in August 2000 when he suffered one or more small strokes while attending the Republican National Convention in Philadelphia.

The following year, he joined former presidents Carter, Bush and Clinton at a memorial service in Washington three days after the Sept. 11 attacks. In June 2004, the four men and their wives joined again at a funeral service in Washington for former President Reagan. But in November 2004, Ford was unable to join the other former presidents at the dedication of the Clinton presidential library in Little Rock, Ark.

In January, Ford was hospitalized with pneumonia for 12 days. He wasn't seen in public until April 23, when President Bush was in town and paid a visit to the Ford home. Bush, Ford and Betty posed for photographers outside the residence before going inside for a private get-together.

The intensely private couple declined reporter interview requests and were rarely seen outside their home in Rancho Mirage's gated Thunderbird Estates, other than to attend worship services at the nearby St. Margaret's Episcopal Church in Palm Desert.

In a long congressional career in which he rose to be House Republican leader, Ford lit few fires. In the words of Congressional Quarterly, he "built a reputation for being solid, dependable and loyal — a man more comfortable carrying out the programs of others than in initiating things on his own."

When Agnew resigned in a bribery scandal in October 1973, Ford was one of four finalists to succeed him: Texan John Connally, New York's Nelson Rockefeller and California's Ronald Reagan.

"Personal factors enter into such a decision," Nixon recalled for a Ford biographer in 1991. I knew all of the final four personally and had great respect for each one of then, but I had known Jerry Ford longer and better than any of the rest.

"We had served in Congress together. I had often campaigned for him in his district," Nixon continued. But Ford had something the others didn't, he would be easily confirmed by Congress, something that could not be said of Rockefeller, Reagan and Connally.

So Ford it was. He became the first vice president appointed under the 25th amendment to the Constitution.

On Aug. 9, 1974, after seeing Nixon off to exile, Ford assumed the office. The next morning, he still made his own breakfast and padded to the front door in his pajamas to get the newspaper.

Said a ranking Democratic congressman: "Maybe he is a plodder, but right now the advantages of having a plodder in the presidency are enormous."

It was rare that Ford was ever as eloquent as he was for those dramatic moments of his swearing-in at the White House.

"My fellow Americans," he said, "our long national nightmare is over. Our Constitution works. Our great republic is a government of laws and not of men. Here the people rule."

And, true to his reputation as unassuming Jerry, he added: "I am acutely aware that you have not elected me as your president by your ballots. So I ask you to confirm me with your prayers."

For Ford, a full term was not to be. He survived an intraparty challenge from Ronald Reagan only to lose to Democrat Jimmy Carter in November. In the campaign, he ignored Carter's record as governor of Georgia and concentrated on his own achievements as president.

Carter won 297 electoral votes to his 240. After Reagan came back to defeat Carter in 1980, the two former presidents became collaborators, working together on joint projects.

Even as president, Ford often talked with reporters several times a day. He averaged 200 outside speeches a year as House Republican leader, a pace he kept up as vice president and diminished, seemingly, only slightly as chief executive. He kept speaking after leaving the White House, generally for fees of $15,000 to $20,000.

Ford was never asked to the White House for a social event during Reagan's eight years as president.

In office, Ford's living tastes were modest. When he became vice president, he chose to remain in the same Alexandria, Va., home — unpretentious except for a swimming pool — that he shared with his family as a congressman.

After leaving the White House, however, he took up residence in the desert resort area of Rancho Mirage, picked up $1 million for his memoir and another $1 million in a five-year NBC television contract, and served on a number of corporate boards. By 1987, he was on eight such boards, at fees up to $30,000 a year, and was consulting for others, at fees up to $100,000. After criticism, he cut back on such activity.

At a joint session after becoming president, Ford addressed members of Congress as "my former colleagues" and promised "communication, conciliation, compromise and cooperation." But his relations with Congress did not always run smoothly.

He vetoed 66 bills in his barely two years as president. Congress overturned 12 Ford vetoes, more than for any president since Andrew Johnson.

In his memoir, "A Time to Heal," Ford wrote, "When I was in the Congress myself, I thought it fulfilled its constitutional obligations in a very responsible way, but after I became president, my perspective changed."

Some suggested the pardon was prearranged before Nixon resigned, but Ford, in an unusual appearance before a congressional committee in October 1974, said, "There was no deal, period, under no circumstances." The committee dropped its investigation.

Ford's standing in the polls dropped dramatically when he pardoned Nixon unconditionally. But an ABC News poll taken in 2002 in connection with the 30th anniversary of the Watergate break-in found that six in 10 said the pardon was the right thing to do.

The late Democrat Clark Clifford spoke for many when he wrote in his memoirs, "The nation would not have benefited from having a former chief executive in the dock for years after his departure from office. His disgrace was enough."

The decision to pardon Nixon won Ford a John F. Kennedy Profile in Courage Award in 2001, and Sen. Edward M. Kennedy (news, bio, voting record), acknowledging he had criticized Ford at the time, called the pardon "an extraordinary act of courage that historians recognize was truly in the national interest."

While Ford had not sought the job, he came to relish it. He had once told Congress that even if he succeeded Nixon he would not run for president in 1976. Within weeks of taking the oath, he changed his mind.

He was undaunted even after the two attempts on his life in September 1975. Lynette "Squeaky" Fromme, a 26-year-old follower of Charles Manson, was arrested after she aimed a semiautomatic pistol at Ford on Sept. 5 in Sacramento, Calif. A Secret Service agent grabbed her and Ford was unhurt.

Seventeen days later, Sara Jane Moore, a 45-year-old political activist, was arrested in San Francisco after she fired a gun at the president. Again, Ford was unhurt.

Both women are serving life terms in federal prison.

Asked at a news conference to recite his accomplishments, Ford replied: "We have restored public confidence in the White House and in the executive branch of government."

As to his failings, he responded, "I will leave that to my opponents. I don't think there have been many."

Ford spent most of his boyhood in Grand Rapids, Mich.

He was born Leslie King on July 14, 1913, in Omaha, Neb. His parents were divorced when he was less than a year old, and his mother returned to her parents in Grand Rapids, where she later married Gerald R. Ford Sr. He adopted the boy and renamed him.

Ford was a high school senior when he met his real father. He was working in a Greek restaurant, he recalled, when a man came in and stood watching.

"Finally, he walked over and said, `I'm your father,'" Ford said. "Well, that was quite a shock." But he wrote in his memoir that he broke down and cried that night and he was left with the image of "a carefree, well-to-do man who didn't really give a damn about the hopes and dreams of his firstborn son."

Ford played center on the University of Michigan's 1932 and 1933 national champion football teams. He got professional offers from the Detroit Lions and the Green Bay Packers, but chose to study law at Yale, working his way through as an assistant varsity football coach and freshman boxing coach.

Ford got his first exposure to national politics at Yale, working as a volunteer in Wendell L. Willkie's 1940 Republican campaign for president. After World War II service with the Navy in the Pacific, he went back to practicing law in Grand Rapids and became active in Republican reform politics.

His stepfather was the local Republican chairman, and Michigan Sen. Arthur H. Vandenberg was looking for a fresh young internationalist to replace the area's isolationist congressman.

Ford beat Rep. Bartel Jonkman by a 2-to-1 margin in the Republican primary and then went on to win the election with 60.5 percent of the vote, the lowest margin he ever got.

He had proposed to Elizabeth Bloomer, a dancer and fashion coordinator, earlier that year, 1948. She became one of his hardest-working campaigners and they were married shortly before the election. They had three sons, Michael, John and Steven, and a daughter, Susan.

Ford was the last surviving member of the Warren Commission, which investigated the assassination of President Kennedy in 1963 and concluded that Lee Harvey Oswald was the lone assassin.

Clifford, an adviser to presidents since Harry Truman, summed up his legacy: "About his brief presidency there is little that can be said. In almost every way, it was a caretaker government trying to bind up the wounds of Watergate and get through the most traumatic act of the Indochina drama.

"Ford ... was a likable person who deserves credit for accomplishing the one goal that was most important, to reunite the nation after the trauma of Watergate and give us a breathing spell before we picked a new president."

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The oldest president now is George H. W. Bush then Jimmy Carter (they are both 82 years old, Bush was born 20 days or so before Jimmy). I'll have another blog up tomorrow.

Rest In Peace Gerald Ford

My Website Is almost UP!

Yeah, i'm still alive. I'm back after a 4 month absent. I've been working on a new site which should go live sometime next week. It's pretty cool, I hope people will like it.

Sorry to be brief, I'm back for good. I'll probably leave TV.com and just blog at GameSpot next month. I may give my guides up soon so pm a preorder for a guide if you want one of mine. I'll have more of my infamous Acts and Facts of the moment later this week.

Since Election day is only about 45 days or so away :D! I'll leave you with a video of the great senator from Montana, Conrad Burns (yeah that guy, the one who said that firemen are lazy and over paid. he's a real nice guy.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=copvFdJkJGk

(the music is "Holiday Road" if anybody wants to know)

P.S: Hell yeah, Wii is coming 11/19!!!!!!

Back In Black

E3 2006, George W. Bush high approval ratings, Nintendo's little Wii, PS3, Xbox 360, Lewis Black, Steven Colbert......gah! So much to talk about! Where to begin.

Bunch of Stuff and Stuff:

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Last night I went and saw Lewis Black at the Taft Theatre in Cincinnati. His new tour is called "Red, white, and screwed". It's was funny as hell! (I never knew hell was funny) John Bowman was a special guest at the event. No doubt, Lewis Black was ten times funnier than Bill Maher. Can't wait for him to come back next year. Now if only Taft Theater could get Patton Oswalt!

- A German publication did an interview with the president and asked Mr. Bush what was his best moment of his presidency. And he said it was the day that he caught a 7 ½ pound perch. Now, he leaves out the part that he was fishing in downtown New Orleans. But for real, He was fishing on his man-made lake that is artificially stocked with fish at his Texas ranch. And let's not forget the scuba divers who are under there who actually put the fish on the hook for him. And then Cheney comes over and they literally shoot fish in a barrel. But the part I love is that he said he caught a 7 ½ pound perch, when the biggest perch on record is 4.3 pounds. Bush lied and a fish died. That's all I have to say.

- The first part of Season 10 for South Park was great. Episodes like The Return of Chef, Smug Alert!, Cartoon Wars Part I & 2, and Tsst were all great. A Million Little Fibers was ok. I did learn something from that episode, never mess with Oprah Winfrey ass and minge. But manbearpig kick all their asses, i'm serial! I just wish they showed manbearpig in the episode. But who cares! The veep was enough.

- Bush tried to assure everybody yesterday that the NSA is legal. His quote was, “We are not mining or trolling through the personal lives of innocent Americans. But in case you're wondering, Tom Cruise is gay.”

- My favorite new site! http://www.savethegop.com/

Hah! Take that GameRadar.com!

Hmmmm....Save the GOP...Maybe you should impeach this guy:


And just for the hell of it, Mr. 17% also:


But, wait. Not for what you think. Now, of course there is a laundry list of valid reasons for impeaching this president. But George Bush and his nest of vipers don't deserve to be impeached with dignity for transgressions involving lofty affairs of state. They deserve the far worse state that Clinton got: being impeached for absolutely nothing at all. And that's why I want to impeach Bush over the fact that he lied about that fish! He said he caught a perch twice as large as any perch that's ever been caught! And that's a lie about a fish! In a time of war! And if he will lie about a fish, then…something, something, something, what do we tell the children? What do we tell Mrs. Paul?! That perch was as American as a McDonald's fish sandwich. Assuming for the sake of argument that a McDonald's fish sandwich contained fish.

- This guy must get elected to the senate this year! :lol:

http://www.freewebs.com/assfaceforsenate

- Dick Cheney  during a visit by Chinese President Hu Jintao:


Wonder what he's dreaming about...

- Bush lied about that Fish!

- Editor news! I'll be working on the guides I edit over the next two weeks.......well maybe. If I can make time in between playing psychonauts and making fun of the word "Wii".

- I finally got my Xbox Live account up! Kingzjester is my name:

- For you who have an xbox 360 and it is hook up to xbox live you can now have your xbox 360 blog about what you did that day on it! It's super sweet!

Here's mine:

http://www.360voice.com/blog.asp?tag=kingzjester

- Wii. The system is better than the name. Don't believe me, check this demo out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73yDRm8KaWY

If  Nintendo can make red steel, mario, zelda, wario ware, super smash bros. bral, all come out at launch, The wii will go down as the system with the best launch line up.

- Nintendo Wii may be bad but atleast they didn't call it Wiz or Johnson.

- PS3 kinda bomb at E3. The price is $500-$600. None of the games look all that good. Heavy Rain is the only game that got me interested.

- Heavy Rain demo can be watch here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHi0t380PQo

You don't want to cheat on her.

- Xbox 360................................Gears Of War. I think that just about covers Xbox 360 at E3 this year. So since Halo 3 can not make the PS3 launch will they replace it with Gears of War. Or is their something we don't know about halo 3?

- Halo 3 trailer was shown. It's weird because nobody really seemed to care about it like they did when they showed Halo 2 at E3 for the first time. Are people tired of the HALO SERIES!??? or maybe they were in the waiting line to play the Wii and miss it.

- Rayman 4 Trailer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2JVIWG_E-s

:lol: nice ending.

- Dead Rising was delayed until August. Damn it!


Best of E3:


PS3:

1.) Resistance: Fall of Man

2.) Heavy Rain

3.) Assassin's Creed

4.) Heavenly Sword

5.) Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots

PS3 at E3:  C-

The PS3 price is a huge blow to gamers.  Plus they showed no game worth $60, much less the system. They copied the Xbox 360 home button and the wii. Nice going Sony. Plus the start up menu looks like the PSP menu. Great! $600 and all you get is a sh*tty handheld menu. BTW, where did Kill Zone 2 go?


PSP:

1.) Ratchet & Clank: Size Matters

2.) GTA: Vice City Stories

3.) Metal Gear Solid: Portable Ops

4.) Dead Head Fred

5.) Death Jr. 2

PSP at E3: D+

Where are the games! Their's a thousand UMB movies I can buy, but their's only about 80 games I can buy. Sony lost this handled war against Nintendo. GTA: LCS is the only reason why I still play the PSP. Is the PSP the next N-Gage or will sony show some games worth playing on their system at this years Tokyo Game Show.


Last Gen:

1.) God of War (ps2)

2.) Zelda  (game cube)

3.) Super Paper Mario (game cube)

4.) DK Bongo Blast  (game cube)

5.) N/A

Last Gen at E3: C-

They may be old but they can still kick ass. PS2 and the game cube still have a little life left in them but it looks like the Xbox will be dead by the end of the year.

R.I.P Xbox

2001-2006


DS:

1.) The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass

2.) Star Fox DS

3.) New Super Mario Bros.

4.) Yoshi's Island 2

5.) Elite Beat Agents

DS at E3: B-

Unlike the PSP, the DS has the main thing that gamers care about. The games. Their will be tons of new games to play on your new DS Lite.

Xbox 360

1.) Gears Of Wars

2.) Bioshock

3.) Mass Effect

4.) Halo 3

5.) Lost Planet

Xbox 360 at E3: B+

 No need to worry. Microsoft has shown gamers a great future it will have. Gears of Wars was no doubt the biggest game coming out this year for the Xbox 360. The only question that is still unclear, will the broke PS2 fans go buy an Xbox 360 or a Wii?


Wii (Bad name, Good System)

1.) Super Mario Galaxy

2.) Wario Ware: Smooth Moves

3.) The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess

4.) Metroid Prime 3: Corruption

5.) *tie*

Red Steel

Super Smash Bros. Brawl

Rayman 4

Wii at E3: A-

THE WIINER!


The Wii has restored my faith in Nintendo, after they gave us the not so great gamecube. Third party games were on a nintendo console system this year! The remote seems like it will be easy to get use to when you first play it. Plus almost every game they showed (except for the sh*tty EA games) look worth buying. I hope nintendo will deliver on their online play feature. Great job, Nintendo. Can't wait until November!


Price of My Wii: (My guess)

Wii console:        $250

Wii Games:      $50

Look like an ass while playing the Wii: Priceless


I'll have an Act up next week! Yes, I am lazy.

RockStar's Hot Allah Scandal! *Now With More Jack Thompson Wisdom*

Cool Stuff and Stuff - I'm like 297 days late but, Happy Birthday Al Gore! Damn! You got Marilyn Monroe. All I got for my birthday was some drunk fat guy saying he was Elvis. - 1UP has a interview with the kick ass creator of Psychonauts, Tim Schafer! - Zogby finally has a new poll on the upcoming Senate and Governor race. - President....Governor Bush has hit new lows in public opinion for his handling of Iraq and the war on terror and for his overall job performance. Polling also shows the Republican Party surrendering its advantage on national security. Just 36 percent of the public approves of his job performance, his lowest-ever rating in AP-Ipsos polling. By contrast, the president's job approval rating was 47 percent among likely voters just before Election Day 2004 and a whopping 64 percent among registered voters in October 2002. - I played the demo for Tomb Raider: Legend yesterday. Pretty good. I may buy it next week, but i'll probably be too busy playing Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion. - Lewis Black is coming to a nearby town May 19. I bought tickets for it today. The weird thing is, last year I went to see Bill Maher on May 19 at the same theater. - Clinton still kicks ass in the latest Democratic Nomination for 08: Hillary Rodham Clinton 43 Al Gore 12 John Edwards 11 John Kerry 10 Joseph Biden 4 Wesley Clark 4 Mark Warner 3 Evan Bayh 2 Other (vol.) - Unsure 10 Wouldn't vote (vol.) 1 - John McCain kicks ass in the latest Republican Nomination for 08: John McCain 25 Rudy Giuliani 23 Newt Gingrich 7 Bill Frist 5 Mitt Romney 4 George Allen 3 George Pataki 2 Chuck Hagel 1 Tom Tancredo 1 None of these (vol.) 4 Wouldn't vote (vol.) 1 Unsure 22 - Ok no more damn polls. - My Grandmother needs to have her computer taken away. I mean the only thing she uses the Internet for is to email me This sh*t! I can't take it anymore! - E3 is almost here! Kick ass. - After seeing this YTMND I can no longer listen to Avril Lavigne when she comes on the radio. *Warning you probably don't want to see this* Uhh....man that's nasty! Maybe this YTMND will make you feel better. YAY! - AT SUNDANCE IT RECEIVED THREE STANDING OVATIONS BY MY HOMIES IT WILL SHAKE YOU TO YOUR CORE IF YOU LOVE YOUR PLANET... IF YOU LOVE YOUR CHILDREN... IF YOU LOVE YOUR HOME DAWG.. YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS FILM. BY FAR. THE MOST TERRIFYING FILM YOU WILL EVER SEE. (Take that Silent Hill) LAST AUGUST... DID THE PLANET BETRAY US... OR DID WE BETRAY THE PLANET? FROM PARAMOUNT CLASSICS THIS SUMMER... NOTHING IS SCARIER THAN THE TRUTH. AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH *Pretty sweet preview. OMFG! The World Trade Center Memorial will be under water.* - This is just great! After I spent all my money on that magazine Al Gore was in last month, He's now on the new Vanity Fair!  - I bought the new Patton Oswalt: No Reason to Complain DVD today. Pretty funny stuff. - Remember Fine As Double Fine? I'm still working on it. I'm planning on having it up April 19th, to celebrate Psychonauts 1st birthday. I'll have more later in the week. - Ok i'll shut up now. --------------------------------------------------- RockStar's Hot Allah Scandal! *Gasp* *Now With More Jack Thompson Wisdom*  *RockStar Games Studio in London, England*  Gentleman I have called you all here today for an idea for our next game. Any Ideas?  Leki how about a game where you can assassinate famous people! We call it "Crazy Assassination For Kidz".  Nah, It won't piss Jackie off enough.  How about a game where you play as the prophet mohammad. Yeah he'll be like a suicidal bomber and his friend will be jewish.  OMFG! Let's make it! 8 months later  CNN will now take you to a live conference held by Jack Thompson.  This is like OMFG! RockStar next week will release a new game called Grand Theft Allah. Now I have not seen any pictures of the game nor have I read the preview on IGN.com but I still know this game needs ban. The Demon Monkey's in my Head commands IT! Don't believe me, just check out my slide show.  1.) Rockstar is evil, so is the CEO of take 2.  2.) People all over the world will protest the game.  3.) Hottie!  Uhhh.....You didn't see that. Now back to my secret tent of hate. Hah Hah Hah!!! My Homie Al-Zawahiri will take care of you! TWO DAYS LATER...  We are really p*ss at RockStar! A jihad on Rockstar and the game!  Yes, Yes! Next week well see who will win this battle RockStar. Now I must be off, I'm having my hair done. NEXT WEEK! THE BATTLE WILL BE FOUGHT! I would have it up today but i'm too lazy.  1.)Jack Thompson and Al Gore were once classmates. 2.)Ike Can Hear You.

Act 5: I Found Love Thanks To The Psychonauts Dating Game!

Hey Look..........Another Update!  Nice sideburns Al. Open Thread: - I found this funny "Ronald Reagan Tribute" flash cartoon. Yeah I know that guy has been dead for 2 years but this flash cartoon is worth a watch. http://www.unscrewedarmy.com/ReaganTribute.htm (The song will start playing in 10 seconds) I can't get that song out of my head! - Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion ROCKS! - Now with Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion off the want list, I still don't know what game to get next for my xbox 360. Maybe Blazing Angels?, Tomb Raider: Legend?, or Rumble Roses XX?  ...........Ok I think I just made my mind up on my next game purchase. - I loved the new south park! For some strange reason I had a feeling they were going to kill Chef. R.I.P CHEF 19...uhh...-2006 - Looks like Ang Lee is making another Brokeback Mountain. No info on the story or anything but I did find a poster.  "I can't quit you Jack" GW Bush - Check out the new issue of "The Nation". I'm on the front getting down with all my homies!  - What this? Al Gore is on a *real* issue of The American Prospect??!!!  .......well there goes my money saved up for that hot chick fight game.....maybe I'll see one at the book store fighting over the last American Prospect after I buy all the rest! - Now it's time for Act 5: I Found Love Thanks To The Psychonauts Dating Game! ------------------------------------------ It's time for America's favorite new dating game "I Found Love Thanks To The Psychonauts Dating Game!" Now here's your host, Crazy Eddie!  Welcome, Welcome! Welcome to the show. Now let's meet tonight's lucky player! Player, state your name, your hobbies, what is your turn ons and maybe your phone # :D  Leki hellllllllo! How R u? My name is Car....  Holy Crap! Your a GIRL!!!!!!! :shock: I've never talk to a girl before without having to my credit card #.  ....Leki i was saying, my name is Carle Hof, my hobbies are playing Psychonauts, blogging about Jack Thompson being a total noob, playing psychonauts, Long walks in the woods of Oblivion, hating George W. Bush (maybe a little too much), and probably playing Psychonauts! My Turn ons is Al Gore running for prez in 2008, that's hot.  How hot?  That hot! When are we going to meet some sexy bachelors!?  Right now carle! Please help me welcome our three sexy bachelors!  WOOT! :P bachelors, please introduce yourselves and tell me a little something about you!  Fantastic. Well, I'm a lobbyist and not a crook. My hobbies include success, buying congressmen fancy dinners, golfing with Tom Delay, making cry baby liberals wet their little pink panties and long romantic limo drives to amazing locations such as the beach, or Hawaii, or wherever you want!  Wow, that sounds like a dream! How about you, Bachelor #2?  Hi there! Well, I'm a news host on the AMAZING FUX NEWS! I love my job at the SUPER COOL HIGHLY RATED FUX NEWS! I also love America, FUX NEWS, me, George W. Bush, my sexy luffa :) and your feelings!  Gosh, it's so rare to find a solid, stand-up guy these days, you know? Okay how about you, Bachelor #3?  AHHHH! MY EYE IS BLEEDING!!! BUT THE BLOOD TASTES SWEET!  Sounds good! Okay, let's try a question. Bachelors, tell me about our first date. Where will we go, and what will we do?  Well, first we’d fly in my private jet to Germany, a country which I have already bought for you and renamed “carleistan.” And then we would act out whatever scene you wanted from Pretty Woman, and then buy the rights to Pretty Woman, and then re-release it on DVD, but with our new scene in there instead of the old one.  I love that movie! Gee, Bachelor #2, how are you going to top that?  I would start off by rubing your back with my luffa, don't worry I won't start talk about losing my virginity in a car at JFK, doing Thai hookers, or having a threeway with Scandinavian air mattresses.... uh you din't hear that. Any who, I’d ask you about how your day went, and then I’d listen to every word you had to say very attentively, and then we’d spend the rest of our lives together. I promise no creepy phone sex, Vibrators or dirty luffa's while were together. Well maybe a little of the second one...I mean after all, I am writing a new book about it.   That’s exactly what I’m looking for! Bachelor #3?  Hold on Carle before we get to Bachelor #3 we have some callers. Caller #1 your on the air!  Hello, Keith Olbermann here. I just wanted to call and say that Bill O' Racist Momma is so fat when NASA saw her they were all like "holy sh*t we found another moon orbiting earth, her fat a$$ is so big it will absorb the sun rays stoping global warming, leki somebody call Gore and tell him to run already!"  GTFO Olbermann!!!!!!!!111!!!1 Before i SHOVE this luffa up your as.........   Hello, Carle. How would you like a date with a REAL cowboy president?  OMFG! Aren't you leki dead or something like that?  Yeah but that doesn't mean nothing! Like they always say, once you go dead your always in bed. :D Come on you know you want to go "All the way with LBJ"! Uhhhhh.....No thanks LBJ! But do you think you could get me John F. Kennedy's phone #? :D Now that's a fine piece of Donkey right there! :P   Ok that's all callers. Now how about you Bachelor #3? What would you do to Carle?  Uh, well, first I would cut you up into pieces with my Resident Evil 4 chainsaw-shaped controller, and then I’d make a chair out of your bones, and then I’d sit in it and watch Family Guy.  Oh gosh. This is such a hard decision. Bachelor #2, I know you would always be true to me, and Bachelor #1, you seem really, really nice and rich… but… I don’t know what it is about him… but there's something about Bachelor #3 that I am just hopelessly, uncontrollably drawn to! It has to be you, bachelor #3! It’s always been you!  I like watching Family Guy!  Oh, Bachelor #3! :) :P How soon can you come to OhIo? THANK YOU, PSYCHONAUTS FOR FINDING ME LOVE!  And they all lived almost happy ever after until five weeks later when Al Gore said he was releasing another rap album and he was running for president and oh yeah Tim Schafer made Psychonauts 2! THEN THEY LIVED HAPPY EVER AFTER! ~ T H E - E N D ~ :cry: The end always get to me.  My facts are better than your facts!