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That honeymoon was like tottaly awesome.
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Yeah, it was great. But Jack Thompson tried to ruin it with his sexy secret weapon, Brain Peppers. F@cking A$$hole!
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Yeah like Jack Thompson is tottaly not cool.
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Yo, Jack Thompson is a punk a$$ buster.
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Ha Ha Ha!!! I going to destory you all!!! Starting with Super Mario Sunshine and ending with The Sims 2!
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Hey, why are we last?
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Well I would ban you this week but like I have to get my nails done. Like omg!
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Hey Psychonauts! Did you ask your mom?
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Uh....well
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She said no gameBoob.
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Stop calling me GameBoob, Fata$$! If you call me that one more time i'm gonna to release my sexy secret weapon!!
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GameBoob! *runs and hides*
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Attack!!!
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Holy shi......!
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BOOM*sexy*BOOM!!!
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That was my sexy secret weapon!!! YOU SOAB!! Well at least you took care of fata$$. No more xbox!! Ha Ha Ha! Take that gamers!!!
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Take that Jack Thompson!! Oh yeah thanks for taking care of my big fata$$ brother, GameCube.
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Cool, your welcome. Wanna hang out!
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Hello i'm a next-gen system. I wouldn't be caught dead hanging out with a current gen system. Besides I gotta go over there and fight with the PS3.
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Yo, Xhead! Give up now. I'll kick your a$$ in the next-gen race.
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Whatever! Boomerang!
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As soon as I'm done with my nails you next-gen systems are Dead! COMING SOON!!!! ACT 4: THE BATTLE Staring Xbox Xbox 360 PS2 PS3 GameCube NES Dreamcast EA UBI SOFT Double Fine Ron Gilbert Tim Schafer Joe Lieberman and more....!!!