Hey Look..........Another Update! Nice sideburns Al. Open Thread: - I found this funny "Ronald Reagan Tribute" flash cartoon. Yeah I know that guy has been dead for 2 years but this flash cartoon is worth a watch. http://www.unscrewedarmy.com/ReaganTribute.htm (The song will start playing in 10 seconds) I can't get that song out of my head! - Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion ROCKS! - Now with Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion off the want list, I still don't know what game to get next for my xbox 360. Maybe Blazing Angels?, Tomb Raider: Legend?, or Rumble Roses XX? ...........Ok I think I just made my mind up on my next game purchase. - I loved the new south park! For some strange reason I had a feeling they were going to kill Chef. R.I.P CHEF 19...uhh...-2006 - Looks like Ang Lee is making another Brokeback Mountain. No info on the story or anything but I did find a poster. "I can't quit you Jack" GW Bush - Check out the new issue of "The Nation". I'm on the front getting down with all my homies! - What this? Al Gore is on a *real* issue of The American Prospect??!!! .......well there goes my money saved up for that hot chick fight game.....maybe I'll see one at the book store fighting over the last American Prospect after I buy all the rest! - Now it's time for Act 5: I Found Love Thanks To The Psychonauts Dating Game! ------------------------------------------ It's time for America's favorite new dating game "I Found Love Thanks To The Psychonauts Dating Game!" Now here's your host, Crazy Eddie! Welcome, Welcome! Welcome to the show. Now let's meet tonight's lucky player! Player, state your name, your hobbies, what is your turn ons and maybe your phone # :D Leki hellllllllo! How R u? My name is Car.... Holy Crap! Your a GIRL!!!!!!! :shock: I've never talk to a girl before without having to my credit card #. ....Leki i was saying, my name is Carle Hof, my hobbies are playing Psychonauts, blogging about Jack Thompson being a total noob, playing psychonauts, Long walks in the woods of Oblivion, hating George W. Bush (maybe a little too much), and probably playing Psychonauts! My Turn ons is Al Gore running for prez in 2008, that's hot. How hot? That hot! When are we going to meet some sexy bachelors!? Right now carle! Please help me welcome our three sexy bachelors! WOOT! :P bachelors, please introduce yourselves and tell me a little something about you! Fantastic. Well, I'm a lobbyist and not a crook. My hobbies include success, buying congressmen fancy dinners, golfing with Tom Delay, making cry baby liberals wet their little pink panties and long romantic limo drives to amazing locations such as the beach, or Hawaii, or wherever you want! Wow, that sounds like a dream! How about you, Bachelor #2? Hi there! Well, I'm a news host on the AMAZING FUX NEWS! I love my job at the SUPER COOL HIGHLY RATED FUX NEWS! I also love America, FUX NEWS, me, George W. Bush, my sexy luffa :) and your feelings! Gosh, it's so rare to find a solid, stand-up guy these days, you know? Okay how about you, Bachelor #3? AHHHH! MY EYE IS BLEEDING!!! BUT THE BLOOD TASTES SWEET! Sounds good! Okay, let's try a question. Bachelors, tell me about our first date. Where will we go, and what will we do? Well, first we’d fly in my private jet to Germany, a country which I have already bought for you and renamed “carleistan.” And then we would act out whatever scene you wanted from Pretty Woman, and then buy the rights to Pretty Woman, and then re-release it on DVD, but with our new scene in there instead of the old one. I love that movie! Gee, Bachelor #2, how are you going to top that? I would start off by rubing your back with my luffa, don't worry I won't start talk about losing my virginity in a car at JFK, doing Thai hookers, or having a threeway with Scandinavian air mattresses.... uh you din't hear that. Any who, I’d ask you about how your day went, and then I’d listen to every word you had to say very attentively, and then we’d spend the rest of our lives together. I promise no creepy phone sex, Vibrators or dirty luffa's while were together. Well maybe a little of the second one...I mean after all, I am writing a new book about it. That’s exactly what I’m looking for! Bachelor #3? Hold on Carle before we get to Bachelor #3 we have some callers. Caller #1 your on the air! Hello, Keith Olbermann here. I just wanted to call and say that Bill O' Racist Momma is so fat when NASA saw her they were all like "holy sh*t we found another moon orbiting earth, her fat a$$ is so big it will absorb the sun rays stoping global warming, leki somebody call Gore and tell him to run already!" GTFO Olbermann!!!!!!!!111!!!1 Before i SHOVE this luffa up your as......... Hello, Carle. How would you like a date with a REAL cowboy president? OMFG! Aren't you leki dead or something like that? Yeah but that doesn't mean nothing! Like they always say, once you go dead your always in bed. :D Come on you know you want to go "All the way with LBJ"! Uhhhhh.....No thanks LBJ! But do you think you could get me John F. Kennedy's phone #? :D Now that's a fine piece of Donkey right there! :P Ok that's all callers. Now how about you Bachelor #3? What would you do to Carle? Uh, well, first I would cut you up into pieces with my Resident Evil 4 chainsaw-shaped controller, and then I’d make a chair out of your bones, and then I’d sit in it and watch Family Guy. Oh gosh. This is such a hard decision. Bachelor #2, I know you would always be true to me, and Bachelor #1, you seem really, really nice and rich… but… I don’t know what it is about him… but there's something about Bachelor #3 that I am just hopelessly, uncontrollably drawn to! It has to be you, bachelor #3! It’s always been you! I like watching Family Guy! Oh, Bachelor #3! :) :P How soon can you come to OhIo? THANK YOU, PSYCHONAUTS FOR FINDING ME LOVE! And they all lived almost happy ever after until five weeks later when Al Gore said he was releasing another rap album and he was running for president and oh yeah Tim Schafer made Psychonauts 2! THEN THEY LIVED HAPPY EVER AFTER! ~ T H E - E N D ~ :cry: The end always get to me. My facts are better than your facts!